2007 (January to April)
–JLA Classified #10-15 (“NEW MAPS OF HELL”)
Early January. When LexCorp scientists begin deciphering an ancient coded Sumerian text, several gigantic explosions occur. The JLA decides to go straight to the best resource regarding LexCorp info, President of the United States Lex Luthor. Luthor explains that his former company, in conjunction with the Department of Defense, is legally searching for a weapon of mass destruction which can wipe out life in entire cities without any property damage. The ancient texts supposedly have this power if they are interpreted correctly. Just then, hundreds of dark-matter soldiers and a giant monster thing with tentacles erupt from the ground in Las Vegas. The monster sucks the JLA into a black hole-like nexus. The team then stands face-to-face with the demonic creature known simply as Z, who explains that if they can defeat him in battle, he will become their ultimate weapon with which they can use in any way. If they lose, Z will extinguish all life on Earth. Z sends each JLA member to a different place to face a unique test designed just for him or her. Most of the tests are not unique at all and kinda stupid. For example, Batman is thrust into a world where there are hundreds of Jokers constantly killing people. Anyway, Oracle (with some help from DCU’s magickal community) is able to decipher the ancient texts and help the League unite to defeat Z. NOTE: Artist Butch Guice accidentally draws the giant penny in the Batcave. This is wrong because the giant penny was lodged in a crevice deep beneath the cave after Cataclysm, which is where it remains at this point.
–Batman: Gotham Knights #43-46
January 3. Felix Desidero continues his investigation into whether or not Bruce committed child abuse against Jason Todd and Dick Grayson years ago. He even serves Bruce with a court order. Batman lets off some steam by talking with Nightwing and then busting Query and Echo. Back at home, Bat Boy Aaron Langstrom, who is still living secretly in the Batcave, spies curiously on Batman, who works feverishly on a case which involves the kidnapping of a high-school basketball star. Alfred tells Bruce he should put his detective skills to better use and find out who has been eating the sandwiches he’s been leaving in the Batcave. Batman then runs into Man-Bat who is out looking for his son. They team-up (!) and solve the kidnapping case together. But then Man-Bat smells Aaron’s scent on Bruce and flips-out,going so far as to destroy the Batmobile! After Bruce calms him down, he realizes that Aaron is hiding in the Batcave. Meanwhile, Desidero interrogates Alfred, Dick, Tim and Cassie about whether or not Bruce is a good father. Bruce arrives just in time to be interviewed as well. Desidero leaves seemingly satisfied with Bruce’s genuine answers and legitimate tears. In the Batcave, Kirk Langstrom reunites with his son and all is right in the world again. Next, the Spook finally gets out of jail on parole and moves into a Halfway Home. He had served time for almost nine years! The Spook tries to go on the straight-and-narrow, but the Bat-family hounds him so much, he freaks out and deliberately violates his parole to escape their persecution. It’s back to the safety of Blackgate for the ol’ Spook. NOTE: I should also mention that Bruce is wearing the wrong costume in all of the flashbacks from issues 43 through 45. Writer Scott Beatty tried to retcon Batman’s history here to make it so that he didn’t switch over to the yellow-insignia costume until after Jason’s death, which is absolutely one-hundred percent wrong. Also, the B&W second features to GK #43, GK #45, and GK #46 are all non-canon, whereas the B&W second feature to GK #44 is canon. The latter is a Batman-less tourist guidebook to the best shopping, culture, and food in Gotham City.
Where the hell has Cassie been lately? Cassie has been staying in Smallville, where she and Superboy have reaffirmed their feelings for each other. However, they decide it is best if they remain friends instead of lovers. When Cassie returns to Gotham, Batman, yet again, is not a happy camper about the time she has spent with Superboy. The Dark Knight then reveals his belief that Dr. Death (!) is supplying Tarkastanian rebels with a deadly poison. We haven’t heard from nor seen Dr. Death in eighteen years! Since Batgirl has had experience with the Tarkastanian metahuman known as Black Wind, Batman takes her on a trip to Tarkastan, where the duo encounters Black Wind and his rebel group. However, Batman learns that Dr. Death has been supplying the Tarkastanian government with his poisons, not the supposed “terrorists.” In the end, Black Wind dies a revolutionary hero, while containing the poison from spreading. Bruce and Cassie, who was kind of in love with Black Wind, are saddened by the loss of such a good and decent man. In Gotham, Bruce publicly condemns the terrorist nation of Tarkastan.
The former Oan Guardian of the Universe Krona has been traveling the omniverse for the past month, wiping out universe after universe, including the Antimatter Universe which houses the Antimatter Earth (the one with the Crime Syndicate of Amerika). Meanwhile, the gigantic alien from Universe-616 (the Marvel Multiverse’s primary universe) known as Terminus has somehow crossed through the Bleed and wound up on Earth-0 (the main DCU Earth). The Spectre (Hal Jordan) tells the JLA that Terminus doesn’t belong on their plane of existence, and vanishes the monster away. As the day wears on, several beings from the DCU inexplicably crossover to Universe-616 and vice-versa. The U-616 cosmic entity known as The Grandmaster materializes on the Watchtower and explains the only way to save the omniverse is to collect 12 items of power, six from the DCU and six from the Marvel U. The Grandmaster gives the JLA a list and then disappears. Flash is able to use the Speed Force to send the JLA (plus the Atom) into U-616. The JLA, shielded by an invisible cloaking device, then takes a tour of Earth-616. In NYC, Bruce witnesses the ruthlessness of the Punisher, a dude he’s met in Gotham before and has nothing but contempt for. Batman breaks out of his cloak and beats the tar out of the Punisher before reconvening with the rest of the team! The JLA then retrieves the first item on the list and briefly encounters The Avengers before returning home to the DCU. (Many of the JLAers met members of the Avengers four years ago, but their memories of the event were erased after Access disappeared). Metron shows up on Earth-616, tells the Avengers about the 12 items needed to save the omniverse, and gives them a Mother Box which allows them to teleport to the DCU. The JLA and the Avengers throw down in Metropolis, but soon realize they are on the same side. The two super-teams then begin collecting the needed items. Meanwhile, the Atom learns that the Grandmaster and Metron have offered Krona cosmic knowledge in exchange for helping them trick the remaining heroes of the omniverse into playing the deadly game in which they are currently involved. When the JLA is able to collect more items than the Avengers, the Grandmaster reveals that he’s placed his bet on the winning team. However, Krona is pissed and begins to fight the Grandmaster. Then Krona attacks Galactus using the 12 items of power. In an instant, history is completely re-written and everything is all wrong. The DCU and U-616 begin to merge into a single bizarre mish-mash universe (again). Eventually, the JLA and the Avengers travel into the Grandmaster’s realm and he shows them their true histories in a brilliantly illustrated scene. Batman invites Captain America and The Thing into the Batcave to strategize a plan of action. Then it’s off to fight Krona for the fate of the omniverse in what is like a forty-page battle that depicts practically every character from the DCU and Marvel U (except no X-Men, which is kinda weird). In the end, Krona is defeated and his essence is trapped in a “Cosmic Egg,” which is stored for safekeeping in the Watchtower. The JLA bids the Avengers farewell and the two teams return to their respective universes. The Bleed between their worlds re-thickens and all the destruction done by Krona is reversed by the Spectre. However, unlike in the previous encounter with heroes from Earth-616, the DCU heroes don’t lose their memory of this epic event! Thank god. The effects of this major event will be felt down the road during the JLA “Syndicate Rules” story-arc and then the mega-event “Trinity.” Oh, I also wanted to mention that this story-arc explains that Earth-0 is much larger than Marvel’s Earth-616 or the Earth that we live on. This is not only a big deal, it’s really cool and helps explain why the main DCU Earth has so many extra countries and cities. The main DCU Earth has room for them!
–Legends of the DC Universe #31-32 (“THE 18TH LETTER. A LOVE STORY”)
Wonder Woman intervenes in the civil war of a small European country and confronts the bloodthirsty General Michael Lysander aka the immortal super-villain Almacaeon. Almacaeon is already dealing with the tempestuous immortal Amazon (and WWII/All-Star Squadron vet) known as The Fury. Upon seeing Diana, Almacaeon is smitten and tells her that if she spends the night with him, he will stop the war. Diana does spend the night with him and is able to bring some actual good out of the villain! Although they don’t sleep together, Diana and Almacaeon share a kiss and reveal that they both have feelings for each other. Diana also learns the tragedy of his immortality; Almacaeon, along with the Fury and several others, has retained his youth by remaining in constant possession of magickal “letters of prophecy.” Almacaeon, in an act of repentance and love, decides to commit suicide by destroying all the letters of prophecy, including the Fury’s. Naturally, the Fury flips her lid and begins fighting Diana. Eventually, Almacaeon kills himself, but allows the Fury to continue living. Wonder Woman, who is really torn up, meets with Superman, but is unable to explain how she feels to him. Turning to the normally coarse Batman, she is able to make a connection with the Dark Knight on a level which they had never had before. Hmmm, I wonder if Bruce and Diana will ever be an item? SPOILER ALERT: This story does indeed lay the groundwork for an upcoming romantic attraction between Wonder Woman and Batman.
–JLA #66-67 (“THE DESTROYERS”)
It’s been over four months since Kyle has parted with his cosmic Ion powers and he still hasn’t made the adjustment back to Green Lantern-level power. At night he suffers from nightmares. Kyle’s nightmares come true when the armored 3000-year-old Aztec war machine known as Tezumak begins kidnapping children in Orlando. The JLA is quick to respond, but it’s all a distraction. The primary threat lies in the arrival of Native American shaman-warrior Manitou Raven. The ensuing battle with Raven and Tezumak results in the destruction of a thinly-veiled Disneyworld. Raven explains to the League that he and Tezumak have traveled to the future from the past to stop a group of “destroyers” that will cause the end of humanity. Raven and Tezumak believe the JLA are those “destroyers.” The JLA beats down on their opponents, causing them to retreat to the Atlantic Trench (where Atlantis used to be before it mysteriously disappeared during the Imperiex War over a year ago). In an instant, Atlantis reappears, albeit above ground, devoid of life, and in complete ruins.
–FLASHBACK: Batman apprehends first-time petty thief David Thompson. Thompson begs for lenience and Batman lets him go, explaining that he will be watching his every move in the future (as seen through flashback in the B&W second feature of Batman: Gotham Knights #41). We learn that Batman has a policy of letting first time-offenders go free and keeping tabs on them afterward. Thompson is on a long list of small-fry crooks that Batman has been compiling for over a decade now.
–Titans/Young Justice: Graduation Day #3
Both the Titans and Young Justice disband after Donna Troy is killed in action while battling an old Superman Robot (from the Dominus affair in Bat Year Sixteen) that is under the control of the super-villain Indigo (aka Brainiac 8). A large funeral is held and many of the primetime DCU players attend, including Batman. The funeral is also mirrored via flashback in Teen Titans/Outsiders Secret Files 2003.
–REFERENCE: In Teen Titans/Outsiders Secret Files 2003. In the crushing aftermath of Donna Troy’s death and the disbanding of the Titans and Young Justice, Nightwing tries to have a heart-to-heart with Batman, but the Dark Knight has very little to say.
–Detective Comics #788-790
Death Row inmate Eddie Hurst breaks out of prison and goes on a killing spree. His final would-be-victim, Kira Kelly, is saved by Batman. When the Dark Knight takes him down, Eddie bursts into electric light and all that remains is a small carved stone. Batman touches the stone and is magickally endowed with a blind superhuman rage. He then takes down some gangsters using his metahuman strength before realizing that he is being magickally controlled by Kira Kelly. The Caped Crusader fights off the spell and sends Kelly to Arkham. After that, Batman busts up a drug lab and then visits Jason Todd’s grave with Cassie. NOTE: Issue #790 must take place before the events of “Hush Part 2” (in which Batman discovers that Jason Todd’s corpse is missing). Therefore, the “August 16th” date mentioned in the story is incorrect. Likewise, the mention of it being Jason’s birthday is also incorrect.
–second feature from Detective Comics #785-788 (“THE DOGCATCHER”)
A dogcatcher catches Harley Quinn’s missing dog and winds up putting the poor pup down. The Joker finds out and this is bad news. Joker goes on a mini-rampage at the pound before Batman busts him.
–Formerly Known as The Justice League #5-6
Maxwell Lord (!) has assembled a few old JLIers and formed a new hero-for-hire group known as the Super Buddies. Team members include Booster Gold, Blue Beetle, Fire, Captain Atom, Mary Marvel, Elongated Man, G’Nort, and L-Ron. When Manga Khan lands his space ship in Queens, the Super Buddies are on the scene and are able to prevent a major extraterrestrial incident from occurring—although, just barely, and in fact, Booster and Beetle almost cause it. Meanwhile, the JLA stands watch as irreverent Giffen hilarity ensues, although Plastic Man fails to see the humor in any of this. The Super Buddies chat with the JLA after Khan leaves. NOTE: JLA Classified #4-9 is a follow-up to Formerly Known as The Justice League entitled “I Can’t Believe It’s Not the Justice League” which takes place right after Formerly Known as The Justice League #6. Batman isn’t in these JLA Classified issues as they only follow the continued misadventures of Max Lord’s short-lived Super Buddies.
–Action Comics #804
First, the backstory from Action Comics #803. Years ago when Superman first crashed into Kansas, his little spacecraft emitted a radioactive trail that caused the birth of a metahuman in the USSR. This metahuman, codenamed “Zed,” would go on to be trained in the same program as the KGBeast to both become a warrior for the Soviets and to hate Superman. His meta-power happened to be that he had all the powers of Superman, but only under a red sun. After being visited by an alternate reality version of General Zod—one of Krypton’s worst criminals in history—around the time of the Imperiex War, Zed created a suit of armor that filtered the suns rays, allowing him to harness his abilities. Adopting his mentor’s name of “General Zod” and getting plastic surgery to look just like Superman, Zed has had a secret hand in many of Superman’s darkest moments in the past, including the election of Lex Luthor as President. Now, Zed has taken over the former Soviet nation of Pokolistan, invaded the Czech Republic to start a war against a UN-backed coalition, and used a device that has de-powered all metahumans on Earth. After a brief skirmish, Zed and his army have taken control of Washington, DC, captured nearly all of the DCU’s heroes, and expelled Superman into deep space. President Luthor has managed to escape, which takes us to the present action in Action #804. Luthor rescues Superman and nurses him back to health on Stryker’s Island, which has been placed on a floating asteroid in space by Zed. Superman then charges back to Earth to confront “General Zod.” Suffice to say, Superman will quickly defeat “General Zod” and restore the status quo on Earth in Action Comics #805.
THE OBSIDIAN AGE
Mid January to Early February. As the DCU’s top science-heroes and magic-heroes study the recently reappeared Atlantis, Zatanna makes a startling discovery. When Atlantis was attacked during the Imperiex War, Tempest (formerly Aqualad) cast a spell of protection which was supposed to have saved the underwater kingdom by sending Aquaman and his people to a safe alternate dimension. However, something went horribly wrong; Tempest’s spell accidentally sent the entire population of Atlantis 3000 years into the past. Zatanna explains that after being sent back in time, someone must have cast a second spell, a containment spell, which made Atlantis completely invisible and undetectable for the next 3000 years (until now). Using Tempest’s magic, the JLA decides to go back in time to rescue Aquaman and his people. Batman wires remote command “Omega Gabriel Alpha” back to his Batcave computer. Superman seems shocked at this command. Moving forward with their plan, the JLA is sucked into a time vortex. Cut to “one month later”—(actually three weeks later). It’s early February. The JLA has yet to return and the Earth is in shambles. “Omega Gabriel Alpha” finally kicks in. The Batcave computer sends out robot spheres to recruit a new JLA team. Batman, in a pre-recorded video of himself, explains this special computer program was “designed to run in the event of a cataclysmic dissolution of the league followed by a decline in the integrity of the various systems around the Earth.” Batman and Superman’s hand-picked league includes the following: Nightwing as leader (!), the Atom, Green Arrow (Oliver Queen), Hawkwoman, Firestorm, Faith, a reformed Major Disaster, and Jason Blood (Etrigan). Back to 3000 years ago, the JLA is in hiding while they assess a mysterious situation. Aquaman and the Atlanteans from the present are still missing. However, the sorceress Gamemnae has lifted Atlantis above ground and rules the paradise with the aid of Rama Khan (ancient ancestor of the Rama Khan that recently fought the JLA) and a metahuman super-team, which includes Manitou Raven and Tezumak. Gamemnae was responsible for sending them into the future to fight the “destroyers” (the JLA). Meanwhile, Bruce has gotten ill, stricken with a fever of 106 degrees. The rest of the League sneaks into Atlantis and is shocked when an aquatic avatar of Aquaman bursts out of a pool of water begging for help. Aquaman has been magickally bonded to this pool of water, where he faces constant pain and agony. Back in 2007, the replacement JLA reports for duty. Massive drought and water shortage have mysteriously begun to plague the Earth. The seas are literally drying up. Lava flows threaten to destroy Tokyo. The replacement League is able to save Tokyo on its first official mission, but is surprised to learn that all of the Earth’s water is being literally flushed into the planet’s core through a hole beneath Atlantis. The replacement JLA is even more surprised when Zatanna and Tempest discover what appears to be the skeletal remains of Superman, hidden within the ruins of Atlantis! Back 3000 years ago, we learn that Rama Khan has foreseen the destruction of his beloved country Jarhanpur at the hands of “the destroyers.” And wouldn’t you know it, he’s not entirely wrong! The League’s intervention into the affairs of the modern day Rama Khan did indeed result in the destruction of Jarhanpur (as seen previously in JLA #64). Thus, it is pretty easy for Gamemnae to manipulate Rama against our heroes. The JLA also discovers a terrible secret. Aquaman’s people were enslaved by their own kinsmen as soon as they arrived in the past. The ancient Atlanteans promptly lured Aquaman away never to be heard from again. The JLA is also disturbed to learn that they have arrived not in the year 993 BCE as they had hoped, but instead in 978 BCE. The modern-day Atlanteans have already been slaves for fifteen years! Plus, Aquaman has been under constant torture for fifteen years! After Superman literally cries out for justice, the JLA goes after Gamemnae, but runs headfirst into her tough super-team. And when I say tough, I mean tough. The Jewish alien warrior known as The Anointed One is not only fast enough to catch Flash, he’s strong enough to literally rip his legs off! And he does. He literally rips Flash’s legs off.
THE OBSIDIAN AGE Continued…
——————–Aquaman Vol. 6 #1
Early February. While Batman and company struggle in the year 978 BCE, the laws of physics continue to break down in 2007 and the entire planet is on the verge of being thrown into the sun. The replacement JLA finally meets the cause of all the chaos: a 3000-year-old Gamemnae in gigantic monster form. The battle isn’t going so well, so President Luthor decides to bomb Atlantis using the newly developed weaponry discovered during “New Maps of Hell” (a little over a month ago in JLA Classified #10)! Of course, Luthor doesn’t bother warning the replacement JLA, who barely escape thanks to the help of Green Lantern! But how? I’ll tell you! In the year 978 BCE, Kyle creates an avatar of himself using his ring. Kyle’s avatar waits patiently for 2985 years to deliver a message to the replacement JLA. The GL avatar fills in Nightwing and friends about what is happening (what happened) in 978 BCE and offers a plan to save the day. Why didn’t the ring avatar warn the JLA before this story? Hell, why didn’t he warn the JLA before the Imperiex War? Ahhh, the plot holes are piling up! (I guess, in defense of this part of the story, you could argue that GL wanted to mess with as little history as possible). Anyway, back in 978 BCE, the JLA are getting their asses handed to them by the “ancient league.” Batman, recovered from his fever, finally makes his return and joins the fray. Sensing that the end is near, Batman and Wonder Woman kiss! Let me repeat that: Batman and Wonder Woman kiss! Every member of the JLA is then killed. Let me also repeat that: Everyone in the JLA is killed! Well, everyone except for Plastic Man, who goes missing. Tezumak kills Batman, while the Anointed One pummels Superman to death. Right before the JLA are defeated, Manitou Raven realizes he’s fighting on the wrong side and concocts a secret magickal plan to right the wrongs. As Kyle chokes out his final breath, Raven tears out Kyle’s heart. After a wild celebration all over Atlantis, the power hungry Gamemnae begins absorbing the members of her super-team into her own body, which in effect steals their metapowers and kills them. Meanwhile, Raven uses his powers to prevent the spirits of the fallen JLAers from passing on to the afterlife. Instead, he re-routes their spirits into Kyle’s extracted heart. Raven then traps Gamemnae as she tries to absorb him and, together, they become linked in a spell which will put them to sleep for the next 2985 years (until Gamemnae breaks free to wreak havoc on the planet). The battle between Gamemnae and her League has decimated Atlantis. The city lies in ruins. Then things get confusing. (They weren’t already!?) In the present, Kyle’s ring avatar leads the replacement JLA to Raven who still has Kyle’s heart, which still contains the spirits of the dead JLA. Raven releases their spirits and a zombie JLA begins to battle the now Godzilla-sized Gamemnae. Meanwhile, Raven sends half of the replacement JLA back in time to the year 978 BCE (after the JLA get killed, but before Gamemnae is trapped with the sleeping spell) to try and defeat Gamemnae in the past. Why don’t they go back to like 979 BCE and team-up with the JLA before they all got slaughtered? Who knows. I could venture a decent guess, but I won’t bother. (Also, I suppose we can throw away my previous theory about not wanting to mess with history). Anyway, the replacement JLAers are able to filter Aquaman’s prison pool into the sea, which allows Aquaman to rise up as a gigantic water-wraith. In the present, Gamemnae is angry because she can’t kill the JLA since they are already dead, so she uses her magick to bring the zombie Leaguers back to life! Think of the inane logic of this: Gamemnae brings the JLA back to life so that she can kill them. The narrative continues when Raven, in a nod to Apache Chief from the old 70s Super Friends cartoon, says, “Inukchuk!” and grows to giant-size in order to fistfight Gamemnae. Raven then sacrifices his life to save the Earth and defeat Gamemnae. Meanwhile, Superman, J’onn, and Wonder Woman literally pull the Earth back into its correct orbit using Wonder Woman’s magic lasso. In 978 BCE, Aquaman defeats Gamemnae and ironically accidentally sinks Atlantis in the process! Zatanna then uses her magick to open a time portal which allows everyone, including Aquaman and Raven, to return to the present. But what about Plastic Man? In a pretty huge reveal, we learn that Plas is immortal and that he was crumbled into a thousand tiny little pieces during the JLA’s fatal battle with the “ancient league.” For 2985 years poor Plas survives as crumbs scattered across the bottom of the Atlantic. In the present, Firestorm collects the pieces and delivers them to the Atom, who revives the fallen hero. But 2985 years to yourself is a long, long time, and Plas is glad to be back, but he’s had enough. He retires as Plastic Man and goes to spend time with his son. As if the League wasn’t shaken up enough, J’onn and Kyle decide to leave the team as well. John Stewart is sent from the GL Corps to be the new GL rep in the JLA, replacing Kyle. Also, the Atlantean courts put Aquaman on trial for all of the shit that happened to his people under his leadership. He is found guilty and is kicked out of his own kingdom. Okay, so this ambitious time-paradoxical insane epic is definitely worthy of a brief end-recap. So here it goes. Aquaman and the Atlanteans were enslaved and tortured for fifteen years before returning to the present. Plastic Man was trapped in the Atlantic Ocean for 2985 years. Every other member of the JLA is brutally murdered and then their spirits are trapped in Kyle’s heart for 2985 years before they are released into zombie bodies and then eventually given their lives back. I should note that Plastic Man has painfully felt the slow crawl of 2985 years, which makes his decision to quit the team very justifiable. The other JLAers don’t seem to have felt the sting of a 2985 year wait, so we must assume that in spirit form, time seems to pass at light speed. At story’s end, the JLA now consists of Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, GL John Stewart, Flash, Faith, the Atom, Major Disaster, and Firestorm.
HUSH Part Two
——————–Wizard Zero Special: Hush Interlude
Early February to mid February. Over two months have passed since the first part of “Hush.” The titular villain has yet to make his presence known to Batman. Since the chaos of the last two months has finally subsided, Batman finally gets a chance to interrogate Killer Croc at Arkham about their previous encounter. Croc busts out and learns that both he and Catwoman were both played by Poison Ivy, but they still don’t know who is pulling all the strings. Batman and Catwoman decide to chase Ivy to Metropolis, but not before they give in to temptation and kiss! Gotta love the Jim Lee Batman/Catwoman make-out splash page. When the Bat and the Cat corner Ivy, she’s got an ace up her sleeve; she’s controlling Superman! Batman and Selina make-out some more and then the former slips on the Kryptonite ring and begins scrapping with Supes! Catwoman throws Lois Lane off of a building and Superman snaps out of his trance to save her. Glad that worked. Superman, Batman, Catwoman, and Krypto the Superdog (!) easily capture Ivy. Back in Gotham, Joker and Harley Quinn attack the Gotham Opera. Catwoman is shot and badly injured and Tommy Elliott is apparently shot and killed! Batman is about to pummel Joker to death before ex-commissioner Jim Gordon shows up and talks him down. A week later Tommy is laid to rest, but Bruce thinks something is fishy about his old friend’s death. ERROR: Bruce says Dick is the first person he ever revealed his secret identity to. Wrong. It was Leslie Thompkins. Speaking of Dick, Nightwing teams-up with Batman to take down the Riddler. Afterwards, the bandaged mystery man (from “Hush Part One”) reveals himself to be Harvey Dent! The half-scarred Two-Face is no more! Harvey has undergone complete reconstructive surgery and is back (and supposedly a good guy now)! Meanwhile, Batman finally reveals his secret identity to Selina (!) and they make-out some more. Bruce is then lured halfway across the globe by Ra’s Al Ghul. They have another one of their famous sword battles and Ra’s warns the Caped Crusader that someone else has recently used his Lazarus Pit. Back in Gotham, Catwoman tangles with Talia and Lady Shiva and gets the shit kicked out of her, nearly getting killed in the process. Batman returns to Gotham to save Catwoman and tells Talia that he has serious feelings for Selina. A few days later, Batman, Robin, a recovered Catwoman, and Huntress deal with Scarecrow. Then the bandaged mystery man shows up again, but this time, reveals himself to be Jason Todd! PS. This is indeed actually Jason Todd (as we will learn in Batman #641). But halfway through their fight, Jason switches places with Clayface, who has morphed himself to look just like Jason. After the switch, Batman easily defeats the fake Jason and goes on thinking it was Clayface the whole time. Batman then follows the clues to none other than… Harold? Yes, Harold! Harold initially betrayed Batman in order to set off the chain of events which has led us to this point in exchange for surgery which got rid of his hunchback and restored his ability to speak. Harold apologizes to Batman, but before he can say another word, he gets a bullet in his brain. Our bandaged mystery man is back and he knows Batman’s secret identity. This time there are no more red herrings. It’s Tommy Elliot, who faked his own death (switching places with Clayface) and now has become the super-villain known as Hush. Why does he hate Bruce? Because as a psychotic child, Tommy severed the brake lines in his parents’ car. His dad died in the resulting accident as planned, but his mom was saved by Bruce’s father on the surgical table. Tommy has hated the Waynes ever since. Harvey Dent and Jim Gordon show up to help save Batman from Hush, who escapes. Dent reveals that Hush had injected Croc with a serum that caused his temporary monster-mutation. Dent also reveals that his own surgery was conducted by Hush in exchange for his cooperation in the grand plan. However, Hush never realized that by surgically removing Harvey’s scars, he surgically removed the evil Two-Face as well. While the evil may be “removed,” Harvey has committed a shit-ton of crimes in his life, and therefore, is still detained in Arkham. Oh, I should also mention that Bruce and Selina begin dating now!
–Nightwing Vol. 2 #81
Dick gets shot by Deathstroke and is hospitalized in Blüdhaven. Bruce, Cassandra, Babs, and Alfred all pay him a visit in the hospital. Bruce again expresses his desire for Dick to quit being a police officer. While Dick recovers, Cassie suits up as Batgirl and fights Deathstroke, obtaining information on his next hit: One of Dick’s fellow officers. Dick suits up as Nightwing and saves the officer’s life.
–Adventures of Superman #614
February 15. Batman discovers a hidden government commune in Ohio known as Heroville, which has existed in secret since the 1950s. Heroville is home to dozens of government agents who were experimented on and trained to be superheroes against their will. Unable to deal with situation, Bruce notifies Superman who makes sure the residents of Heroville are not only free, but well.
—second features from Batman: Gotham Knights #38-42
First, a sweaty fat guy plays with Batman and Catwoman real-dolls. Meanwhile, Batman poses for a picture with an old lady. I guess he’s changed his anti-photo stance. Next, a paranoid criminal is convinced that his new neighbor is Batman in disguise, so he kills the guy. After that, the actual Batman checks up on former petty thief David Thompson. Bruce then visits an art exhibit which displays sculptures and photos of gargoyles from Gotham’s most famous pre-quake buildings. Many of these Gothic statues have factored into his crime-fighting past. In fact, one of the gargoyles pictured is actually Batman’s fake gargoyle lockbox that he’s used for storage for over a decade.
–Wonder Woman: The Hiketeia
Wonder Woman partakes in the Amazonian ritual known as “The Hiketeia” in which she is honor bound to eternally protect a young Gothamite named Danielle Wellys. But when the Amazon Princess learns that Danielle has killed the drug dealers who murdered her sister, she suddenly finds herself in battle with Batman. Greck Rucka shows a lot of emotional tension between Bruce and Diana and they have a pretty epic battle. I’d like to think that some of the tension is also because Diana and Bruce have kissed recently, and now Bruce is dating Catwoman. Anyway, in the end Danielle kills herself, ending Diana’s Hiketeia ritual.
——————–Batman #619, Epilogue
Two weeks have supposedly passed since the Hush affair, which cannot be true due to time compression. A mere few days have passed. We learn that Tommy Elliot wasn’t the only person manipulating everyone. The Riddler was at the top of the chain as well. Not only did he rid himself of cancer by bathing in a Lazarus Pit, Edward Nigma has discovered Batman’s secret identity! Batman also finally realizes that Jason Todd’s grave is empty. Duh, it’s been empty for seven years! Oddly enough, Batman will be so preoccupied with other shit that he won’t be able to investigate this matter right away. And so much for steamy romance between the Bat and the Cat. They break up at the conclusion of this soulless tale because Bruce can’t trust Selina. Overall, this was a really sub-par Jeph Loeb story that really makes me yearn for the quality Batman epics of yesteryear i.e. “No Man’s Land” or “Knightfall” (or his own brilliant work on The Long Halloween).
–Catwoman Vol. 3 #22
Selina Kyle and Holly Robinson have hit the road and gone on a cross-country road trip. Concerned about Selina (especially since he just dumped her recently), Batman meets with another of her ex-boyfriends, Slam Bradley. Batman asks about Selina and trashes her relationship with Slam, to which Slam replies with snarky comments and fist to the face. Cue one of my favorite fight sequences in all of comics as a tough Slam gets walloped but keeps coming back for more. Only Catwoman would bring two level-headed men like Batman and Slam into a passion-filled, jealous brouhaha. After things settle, a bloodied Slam tells Batman that Selina is on the road and is doing fine.
CITY OF CRIME
——————–Detective Comics #801-808
———————second feature from Detective Comics #800
——————–Detective Comics #811-814
David Lapham brings his twisted, dark writing-style to Gotham. Imagine Batman in the world of Stray Bullets. Pretty scary stuff, and also one of the most confusing Batman stories ever written. This story begins quite strong, but winds up turning into a nonsensical mess by its end. First, the Dark Knight avenges the murder of a 14-year-old girl. Then, when a tenement building catches fire, Batman calls in Robin for assistance. Most of the residents are saved, but Batman discovers a locked room full of kidnapped pregnant women. The women all perish in the flames, but the truth about an illegal baby-ring is revealed. Little does Batman know, Penguin is behind the scheme. When another a pregnant teen, Cassie Welles, is kidnapped, Batman vows to find her. Meanwhile, Penguin is frantically trying to eliminate any loose ends which can link him to the crimes. Penguin hires Mr. Freeze to go on a grisly killing spree, murdering dozens at safe-houses, adoption agencies, and law offices. If you want to read some of the BEST and scariest Mr. Freeze ever written, read Lapham’s Freeze. The icy villain freezes dozens of people at a time (mostly pregnant women who have either been paid-off or have been kidnapped), smashes them to pieces, and then burns the pieces into ash. All is going according to the murderous plan until Mr. Freeze sees a specific victim that causes him to betray his benefactor. He kills Penguin’s henchmen and steals away with the girl, who he believes is his long dead wife Nora! (The girl isn’t Nora, Freeze is just nuts). Batman makes a few trips to intimidate rich parents that have bought illegal babies, but is still one step behind his leads until he comes across what’s left of one of Penguin’s henchmen. The dying, partially frozen henchman is missing the lower half of his body and is in shock. After interpreting his incoherent rambling, Batman learns that Penguin is behind everything. Then, the pregnant girl held by Freeze is able to escape into the waiting protective arms of Batman, ending the villain’s threat. Following the rescue of the girl, both Batman and Robin discover that many people in Gotham have been replaced by mysterious clay-like doppelgangers, which begin to terrorize the city. Batman then follows up a lead and charges in on the Ventriloquist, only to discover that he’s been attacked and lies in a coma. When the Caped Crusader is about to be swarmed by hundreds of clay doppelgangers wearing Halloween masks, a mini-gun toting Penguin flies in on a helicopter and saves Batman’s life! Penguin has the wherewithal to realize that a city full of crazed doppelgangers is bad for everyone. NOTE: At this point in our narrative, a supposed three weeks have passed since the beginning of the arc. Batman then goes undercover as a homeless man for an entire week, during which he gathers more crucial information regarding the doppelgangers, and then goes undercover as a construction worker for another week after that! There is absolutely NO WAY this story can last over five weeks. Due to editorial compression, we must assume this tale takes at most five days. Moving on. And now things get really, really weird. While the Caped Crusader’s undercover work goes on, more and more doppelgangers begin appearing in the city and the citizens of Gotham begin going insane. Robin, ex-commissioner Jim Gordon, and a crazed little Scarface run amok at Gotham Mercy Hospital while the world falls apart around them. This plague of insanity boils to a head when everyone begins to forget the true history not only of Gotham, but of their own lives. (For example, everyone thinks that a crooked politician named Seamus McGreevy is mayor instead of David Hull). Anyway, Batman soon discovers that all of the doppelgangers are a part of one collective supernatural clay-like entity known as “The Body,” who is also responsible for the plague of insanity. Traveling underground to an abandoned church that was submerged during the quake, Batman discovers the very, very weird “Body” and puts an end to his madness once and for all. In commemoration for his efforts on this strange case, the city will keep the Batsignal lit for a week straight following this story.
–Nightwing Vol. 2 #86-87
Dick and Babs have not been getting along very well lately. She feels he is not only being too reckless in his crime-fighting, but has also become unresponsive to her feelings in several important matters. Sadly, Dick and Babs break up. They had been dating since last Bat Year.
–REFERENCE: Batman begins what will be the start of a months-long sting operation into the new all-female metahuman drug gang known as The Lost Girls (as referenced in Batgirl #46). We will simply have to imagine Batman’s continued surveillance of the Lost Girls on our timeline during the months to come.
Batgirl discovers that the Lost Girls are supplying a designer drug called “Soul” onto the streets of Gotham. When Batgirl is in trouble with the Lost Girls, Babs reluctantly contacts her newly ex-boyfriend, Dick, to help Cassie out. Nightwing shows up, but by the time he gets there, Batgirl has already defeated the metahuman girl-gang. Batgirl, mad at Dick for breaking Barbara’s heart, knocks Dick out of a first-story window.
–Batman: Gotham Knights #47-49 (“VERITAS LIBERAT”)
As the Dynamic Duo beat the crap out of Kobra, Alfred calls Bruce and tells him that communications with Bane have ceased in the Himalayas. Bruce learns that Bane was searching for King Snake, who he has learned is his father. King Snake was last seen over a year ago in Robin Vol. 2 #92 where he was left for dead in the Himalayas following an altercation involving Kobra. Back at the Batcave, Bruce, Dick, and Tim yell at Leslie for pointing Bane in the direction of a psycho like King Snake. Dick and Tim then yell at Bruce for backing a psycho like Bane in the first place. Bruce then visits with Checkmate Queen Huntress to gather info on Jeffrey Franklin Burr, the deceased leader of Kobra who was recently killed by Black Adam in JSA #51. Batman receives pertinent information regarding Burr’s death and about his Himalayan stronghold. Despite being leaderless, the Kobra Cult is still strong and functioning. Batman, Nightwing, Robin, and Batgirl fly to the Himalayas, battle through a few Kobra soldiers, and confront a bearded Bane, who has reunited with his father King Snake. However, Bane is upset that his dad is a raving lunatic super-villain, and sides with the Bat-Family against him. Snake then falls to his death (!), but not before shooting Bane in the back with a machine gun. Bruce puts Bane into the Lazarus Pit! Bane recovers and vows to be a decent human being for the rest of his life. NOTE: At one point, Alfred says that Leslie knew that Bruce was Batman since the very beginning and even acted as an enabler to his crime-fighting. This is untrue, Leslie found out accidentally in Bat Year Four and was mad as hell about it.
–NOTE: Although there is no specific story which details this, Huntress leaves Checkmate. There won’t be mention of her as the Queen again after this point. We must assume she was either outed as a Batman spy or simply quit the shady organization on her own.
–second features from Batman: Gotham Knights #47-49 (B&W)
Riddler, from Arkham, reminisces about his history with the Dark Knight. We are shown 11 different specific flashbacks—all are single-panels except for three that are comprised of two panels each. Then, a random snitch is about to become Gotham’s new top mob boss until he is killed by another snitch. The murderer is chased by Batman into the waiting arms of Commissioner Akins and his officers. After that, Scarecrow reminisces about the Caped Crusader as well and tells us that Batman is the only thing he fears (and that he kinda gets off on it).
–Catwoman Vol. 3 #27
When Slam Bradley gets stabbed by Philo Zeiss, Catwoman rushes him to the hospital. While Slam is tended to by doctors, Selina meets his son, GCPD Detective Sam Bradley, Jr. Catwoman spends the next few days kicking serious ass all over town in an attempt to find out information about Zeiss. Batman eventually meets Catwoman and gives her the dish on Zeiss. Catwoman tries to kiss Batman, but he stops her with a “we both know this doesn’t work.”
–Batman #620-625 (“BROKEN CITY”)
Killer Croc has recovered from his severe monster-mutation (from “Hush”), and has escaped from Arkham yet again. Batman thinks Croc is mixed up in the murder of crime-lord Angel Lupo’s pregnant sister, Elizabeth. When Batman goes to shake down Croc, we find a very different Waylon Jones. Someone has paid for Croc’s dental surgery, skin treatment, and hair plugs. Croc still looks like a crocodile man, but he has normal teeth, human-like skin, and a bit of hair! (Batman winds up breaking most of Croc’s new chompers right away). We also finally learn that Croc is African American! Who knew? The Dark Knight is pissed and believes Angel Lupo is responsible for his sister’s death. But before Batman can question the gangster, two more innocent people wind up dead, leaving behind an orphaned child. The Caped Crusader consults with Crispus Allen and then continues hunting Lupo, first questioning Penguin, and then dueling with Scarface, who is also after Lupo. PS. Scarface has finally gotten rid of his speech impediment! (Don’t get too excited because it comes back soon). In Little Tokyo, Batman confronts newcomers Fatman and Little Boy (who is actually a girl), who tell him that Lupo is innocent of Batman’s charges, but they have their own bone to pick with the gangster over stolen property. Batman learns that Lupo’s crazy girlfriend was the one who murdered his sister. Batman then saves Lupo from Fatman and Little Boy, but the Ventriloquist winds up killing Lupo. Scarface doesn’t do it, Arnold Wesker does. The normally quiet and timid Wesker shoots Lupo in cold blood, tells Scarface to shut up, and throws down the dummy! Turns out that Elizabeth Lupo’s unborn child belonged to her lover, the Ventriloquist! Our tale concludes with an Arkham visit with Joker, where Batman realizes that the orphaned boy had nothing to do with the Lupo affair. He was a little psycho that had killed his own parents.
–Robin Vol. 2 #123
February 28. Robin has a rematch with Johnny Warren aka Johnny Warlock. Warlock breaks Spoiler’s leg and Robin is pissed. Robin defeats him, but it appears as if Warlock is killed during the fight! Johnny actually isn’t dead. (Well he kind of is. His Warlock powers will magickally resurrect him shortly after this). Anyway, Robin goes into a deep depression believing that he has taken a life. NOTE: This issue says that Robin’s first encounter with Warlock was “weeks ago.” It’s been a lot of weeks. It was about four months ago.
–REFERENCE: Early March. Hector Hammond takes control of literally every superhero in the DCU—including Batman—via mind control, except for Superman, who manages to fight off his influence (as seen in a flashback from Adventures of Superman #623). Superman defeats Hammond and restores order.
–Birds of Prey #62
While Black Canary and Lady Shiva chase after the person responsible for murdering one of their former sensei in Hong Kong, Oracle sends Batman and the JSA on separate missions. However, her info is incorrect. Batman winds up bashing down the door of an elderly couple instead of drug dealers. The JSA winds up at a tropical resort instead of a super-villain hideout. What’s going on with Oracle’s intel? She will later find out that US Senator Bob Pullman and his government agent cronies have hacked into the world’s most complex private computer systems in an attempt to flush out the true identity of the infamous Oracle. Babs will wind up on Pullman’s list of ten possible suspects, but the senator won’t figure out the truth.
–JSA #61-62 (“REDEMPTION LOST”)
The Spirit King has returned for the first time in nine years (not seven as Geoff Johns would have us believe) to terrorize the JSA. The Spectre aka Hal Jordan is also on hand to aid the good guys in battle. However, Hal is struggling to maintain a proper balance between his human-side and his vengeful “power of God-side.” Since becoming the Spectre, Hal has been a fair and balanced, more human version of God’s avenging angel. However, Hal suppresses his humanity and delves deeply into God’s Wrath in order to eliminate the Spirit King forever. Afterward, Jay Garrick and Alan Scott travel to Gotham to meet with Batman. Jay and Alan tell Batman that Hal, while still a hero in their eyes, may have lost himself and become the darker version of the Spectre again. Batman tells the JSAers that he considers Hal to be an evil threat, and if need be, he won’t hesitate to bring him down. Bruce’s hatred toward Hal just won’t end.
–Detective Comics #814, Epilogue
Batman ties up some loose ends from the insanely bizarre “City of Crime” story-arc. The Batsignal has been constantly lit for the past week in commemoration of Batman’s heroism during the event.
The first official mission for the new JLA lineup is against the artificially intelligent world-destroying “artist” known as Mnemon. Mnemon has traveled the cosmos stealing everyone’s memories and then destroying their civilizations. The JLA stops him from doing the same to Earth. Then, while Superman, Firestorm, John Stewart, and Flash deal with a problem in outer space, Batman and Wonder Woman set up a dinner date to discuss everything that is going on between them. They kissed passionately only a month ago and then didn’t talk about it. Then, Bruce began briefly dating Catwoman. During that short relationship, Bruce and Diana had a tension-filled confrontation (during her “Hiketeia”). And last but not least, Wonder Woman’s on-again-off-again boyfriend Trevor Barnes has just died. So, I’d say there is plenty for them to discuss. Following this, Manitou Raven (who was already invited to join a week ago) is officially made into the newest JLA member! When the League hears word of a devastating interplanetary civil war occurring 53 light years away, the team votes on whether or not they should interfere. Half the team, including Batman, says hell no, while the other half says yes and travels the distance to kick some alien tail. Meanwhile, the Pentagon contacts Batman and demands the return of Faith, who is supposedly contracted to the US government. Batman tells them to piss off too. Batman, having refused to go to the galaxy far far away, isn’t present for JLA #79, in which Superman, Wonder Woman, John, Major Disaster, Faith, and Raven help Kanjar Ro’s rebel insurgency defeat the giant “Peacemaker” army. Supes and Diana then betray the evil Kanjar Ro and force some good ol’ fashioned American democracy on the simple alien folk. (I’m really glad Batman had nothing to do with this deeply unsettling and politically dubious mission.)
–JLA Classified #50-54 (“THAT WAS NOW, THIS IS THEN”)
A quick note before we begin, JLA Classified #49 is out-of-continuity because it is a one-shot that really doesn’t fit anywhere. “That was Now, This is Then” begins when Titus returns for the first time in eleven years. The evil god has risen from his lunar grave to exact revenge upon the JLA. After infiltrating the Watchtower, Titus beats the crap out of Flash, John, and a visiting J’onn. (J’onn is not on the team at this point). Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, and reservist Atom all respond to the emergency call to help their friends. These heroes eventually defeat Titus and return him to his lunar resting place. Major Disaster, Faith, Raven, and Firestorm are not in this story. I guess they had better things to do.
–Aquaman Vol. 6 #11-12
Aquaman is chasing after the super-villain known as The Thirst, who travels the globe draining the life-energies of Earth’s river spirits and sea deities. As each spirit or deity is drained of its essence, sea life across the planet begins evolving into hideous monsters. Batman follows Aquaman’s trail in order to question him about the bizarre hyper-evolution, but is unable to reach him. Batman then meets with the JLA. Manitou Raven explains that negative Occult energy is flowing from Earth’s rivers into its seas. The JLA prepares for action, but in the blink of an eye, the crisis ends! Aquaman has defeated the Thirst all by himself and we can all rest easy once again.
–FLASHBACK: The multiple flashback narrative from Batman: Gotham Knights #50 takes place now. Batman thinks he sees Vesper Fairchild and saves her from being hit by a truck. But she is only a Vesper lookalike, sent by Hush to mess with Bruce’s head. Meanwhile, Hush (through a third party) threatens the Riddler at Blackgate. Hush wants revenge against the Riddler for trumping his plans during the “Hush” storyline a month ago. The Riddler sends word to Joker asking for help. Joker blackmails the Blackgate warden (with a legit underage sex tape) and forces him to approve transferring Riddler to the Slab in Antarctica. Why does Joker help Riddler? Because Riddler offers to tell Joker the true story of how the latter’s wife died 18 years ago (not “12 years ago” as Nigma says).
–Green Lantern Vol. 3 #168
Green Lantern Kyle Rayner visits the planet Galtea to investigate the attempted genocide of its religious people by an unknown force, eventually exposing Galtea’s new pope as a shape-shifting Black Circle Syndicate agent working for the vile Amon Sur (son of Abin Sur). Meanwhile, back on Earth, Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, and John Stewart watch a live TV broadcast of Terry Berg, who talks about LGBT rights and tolerance in America. Oh, it’s also worth noting that in the following issue (Green Lantern Vol. 3 #169) Kyle uses his ring to resurrect his long dead buddy Kilowog!
–JLA #80-82 (“THE WHITE RAGE”)
The UN World Council (including Lex Luthor) gets to meet and interview the four newest JLA members: Faith, Manitou Raven, Major Disaster, and John Stewart. J’onn (still on leave from the team) enlists Scorch to help him get over his fear of fire. J’onn not only gets over his fear, but falls madly in love with Scorch! The hot new couple begins dating! Meanwhile, a Waco-esque situation arises at the commune/orphanage known as Safe Haven and the JLA goes to make sure everyone is safe and sound. Concurrently, Bruce and Diana go on their previously scheduled dinner date, but it turns out to be a “non-date” as both parties are immediately called away to fight crime. Batman takes down the super-villain known as Plunder. Back at the Batcave, Bruce and Diana promise each other that they will go on a real date soon. Then, Alfred freaks out at a TV news report. The situation at Safe Haven had gotten out of control and bullets started flying. Faith used her explosive powers and accidentally killed over a thousand men, women, and children. Superman has turned himself in to the authorities. Batman assembles the rest of the League and meets at ground zero, where Raven uses his magic to ascertain that no one has actually died. Shepherd and Vela, Safe Haven’s operators, are actually the super-villains Übermensch and Hel. They have set up the League on behalf of their own super-team, Axis America, which is basically a fascist White Power version of the JLA. Axis America is led by Mason, who was Faith’s former government handler when she was employed by the secret “Clockwatchers” agency. Mason has used a strange metahuman entity known as The Mouth to make everyone believe that the JLA was responsible for the Safe Haven massacre, which never even actually occurred. When the evil plan is unraveled, Axis America retreats, the Mouth’s illusion fades, and John appears, having protected the innocent people for the past 24 hours straight with his power ring.
–Green Lantern Vol. 3 #170
Batman is only seen in a Watchtower monitor, swinging on a wrecking ball while on patrol in Gotham. The rest of the issue features Kyle Rayner sending a long-distance message detailing his recent trek through the cosmos to his closest friends, Jade, John Stewart, and others.
–NOTE: Arsenal recruits Nightwing into his newly formed Outsiders team. The Outsiders prevent a Joker assassination attempt on President Lex Luthor (as seen in Outsiders Vol. 3 #1-3). This story-arc takes place supposedly “three months” after the death of Donna Troy. However, it has only been about two months.
–Outsiders Vol. 3 #3, Epilogue
Batman gives his blessing and approval to the newly formed Outsiders team following their successful prevention of Joker killing Lex Luthor.
–Teen Titans Vol. 3 #1
The adults convince their young counterparts to join-up with the latest and greatest incarnation of the Teen Titans! Batman mentions it to Robin while they take down Tweedle-Dum and Tweedle-Dee. Later, Superboy, who has always known that he has 50% of Superman’s exact cloned DNA, is shocked to learn that the other half of his genetic makeup was cloned entirely from Lex Luthor! Conner receives this information via an instant message from a mystery person! Superboy, Robin, Wonder Girl, and Impulse then meet up with the new Teen Titans’ team elders—Starfire, Beast Boy, and group leader Cyborg—at the Titans headquarters in San Francisco. There, Conner chats with Robin and tells him the revelation about his Luthor DNA.
–NOTE: Nightwing replaces Arsenal as leader of the Outsiders. Wanting to see Nightwing succeed, but knowing that he wouldn’t want anyone meddling in his affairs, Bruce begins secretly monetarily funding the Outsiders, which he will continue to do (in secret) for the rest of the year (as referenced in Outsiders Vol. 3 #21).
–NOTE: In Flash Vol. 2 #199-200. Reverse-Flash (aka Professor Zoom aka Eobard Thawne) murders Wally West’s unborn twins. Zoom is able to use his powers to cause Wally’s pregnant wife to miscarry. Flash then defeats him in battle and the villain is incarcerated. A distraught Wally decides to quit being Flash. Barry Allen—on his way back from the future to fight in the original Crisis (!) via the Cosmic Treadmill—stops to have a brief consoling chat with Wally. The duo then comes up with an unorthodox idea. The Spectre (Hal Jordan), according to Wally’s and Barry’s wishes, makes everyone forget that Flash is Wally West. He also accidentally makes the world forget that Barry Allen was Flash as well. The problem here is that Wally West forgets that he is Flash too.
–Teen Titans Vol. 3 #6
The adults and the teens can’t get along! It’s the Titans versus the JLA all because Diana doesn’t want Cassie (Wonder Girl) on the Titans. Things are getting ugly until Nightwing arrives and breaks it all up. Dick scolds both teams for being immature and offers some sage wisdom before everyone goes back home. In Gotham, Tim is instant messaged by Conner’s mystery person (from Teen Titans Vol. 3 #1). There’s a hilarious final splash page revealing the mystery person to be President Lex Luthor sitting at a desktop computer with a shit-eating grin on his face. NOTE: Impulse has officially changed his name to the more classic Kid Flash.
–Teen Titans Vol. 3 #8
The Dymanic Duo busts an escaped Clayface. On the Batplane trip to San Francisco, Robin tells Batman that he can’t handle lying to his father anymore. In San Fran, the Titans prepare for the return of former team member Raven.
–Batman: Gotham Knights #50-55 (“PUSHBACK”)
As Riddler is being escorted to the airport which will fly him to the Slab, a series of explosions rock the parade of police vehicles. At the same time, Oracle discovers a bomb is set to detonate at Gotham General Hospital. Batman has his hands full. Riddler escapes, but runs right into the man responsible for all the chaos: Hush. Hush beats the holy hell out of Riddler, but Joker and his henchmen beat the holy hell out of Hush. Joker then discusses what should be done with the out-of-control Hush with Penguin and Riddler. Riddler, in exchange for continued protection, gives Joker the name of the man who killed his wife 18 years ago: crooked cop, Oliver Hammet. NOTE: Writer AJ Lieberman says it was 12 years ago. Trust me, it’s 18. Anyway, 18 years ago the Riddler (months before making his super-villain debut) coincidentally was renting the apartment directly across from Joker’s apartment and was witness to Hammet’s crime. Back to our present day narrative, Robin meets with the Tailor, a man who designs armored, high-tech costumes for both superheroes and super-villains alike. (Batman, Robin, Huntress, Prometheus, and Harley Quinn all wear fashionable designs by the Tailor. In fact, Batman has secretly employed the Tailor for six years now.) Afterward, Hush pays the Tailor for information, which leads him to Star City in search of Prometheus. However, once Hush locates Prometheus, an innocent police officer dies and Prometheus is badly injured by Green Arrow (Ollie Queen). Hush performs emergency surgery that saves the villain’s life, and together they travel to Gotham to take on Batman. However, Batman happens to be in Star City and Ollie is pissed that one of the Dark Knight’s rogues has killed a Star City cop on his watch. Ollie and Bruce fight (!), but eventually calm down and go their separate ways. Batman returns to Gotham to find a badly beaten Joker at the hands of Hush and Prometheus. The Caped Crusader fights off Hush and Prometheus, but the villains escape. Riddler then goes to Poison Ivy for protection. Meanwhile, the injured Joker retreats to a hideout which he hasn’t used in seven years: the old abandoned amusement park from The Killing Joke! His old circus freak-gang, including the evil dwarves, is waiting there for him!
–Flash Vol. 2 #204-205 (“IGNITION”)
Flash has been missing for a few days (ever since Wally has forgotten that he is Flash thanks to the Spectre). Flash was originally written as missing for over two months at this point, but due to extreme editorial time compression, it can only have been a few days. Anyway, Wally discovers that he has super speed and is shocked! He also discovers his superhero costume and remembers that he is Flash. Spectre Hal didn’t plan this very well did he? Batman, however, being the super-detective that he is, deduces that Wally is Flash and confronts him in his apartment. They chat in a Keystone City cemetery and Bruce reveals his secret identity to Wally. In an instant, all of Wally’s memories come flooding back. Wally tells Bruce that Hal was responsible for making everyone forget. Bruce is furious at Hal, but really, when isn’t he?
–JLA #84-89 (“TRIAL BY FIRE”)
An unknown telepath causes all of the Earth’s villains and evil-doers to become overwhelmed with a sudden feeling of remorse and regret. President Lex Luthor, being one of the most evil men ever, drifts into a catatonic state. When the JLAers begin to feel the effects of the telepath as well, the team visits Vandal Savage who tells them a 20,000-year-old Martian is the cause of the crisis. When the evil Martian known as Fernus takes control of Martian Manhunter’s body, the League fears J’onn was responsible all along. While the Fernus-controlled J’onn begins unleashing a nuclear holocaust upon the world, Batman uses Plastic Man’s son, Luke McDunnagh, to lure Plas out of retirement and back onto the team! Plas and the rest of the League are able to separate Fernus from J’onn and defeat the evil Martian, but not before an entire North Korean city is nuked. Sadly, J’onns girlfriend, Scorch, winds up in a coma.
Major Tim Zanetti aka Breach has awoken from a coma and is endowed with the exact powers of Captain Atom due to military experiments conducted on him twenty years ago. Meanwhile, a group of aliens known as The Rifters have begun to invade Earth and assimilate human beings with the goal of killing everyone on the planet. C’mon guys, it’s been tried before. Anyway, when both a rogue Rifter known as Herdsman and Talia Al Ghul seek out Breach in an attempt to thwart the alien invasion, the JLA gets involved. Unsure of which side Breach is on, Superman, Batman, and J’onn wind up fighting him. Breach never does come to amicable terms with the JLA, but the threat of the Rifters is eventually nullified.
SUPERMAN/BATMAN: THE WORLD’S FINEST (“PUBLIC ENEMIES”)
——————–Superman/Batman Secret Files and Origins 2003
Superman helps Captain Atom take down Major Force, while Batman takes down a supposed terrorist. Afterward, Batman and Superman tell Atom that his boss, President Lex Luthor, is playing him for a fool. Batman and Superman then battle Metallo in a Gotham cemetery and Supes gets shot in the chest with a Kryptonite bullet! As Batman carries the dying Superman through the sewers toward the Batcave they share some amazing dialogue about Magpie, where Bruce tells Superman that he is reasonably sure that the villainess is dead. Bruce’s intel is actually wrong on this one. Magpie is alive and well at Arkham. In the Batcave, Alfred performs emergency surgery on Clark and removes the bullet. A distraught grey-haired Superman from the future then arrives out of nowhere and attacks Bruce and his younger-self. The heroes are able to stop the future Clark by shooting him with the bullet that Alfred has just removed. Old Supes teleports back to the future, but issues a warning that everyone in his time is dead as a result of Luthor. Meanwhile, Luthor tells the world that radioactive armageddon in the form of a gigantic Kryptonite asteroid is on its way to Earth. The President reveals to the world that Superman is responsible for the impending doom. (Some Kryptonian tech attached to the asteroid is navigating the rock towards Superman, but we’ll find out about that later). Luthor condemns the Man of Steel and offers a one billion dollar reward for his capture. Superman and Batman immediately fly towards Washington, DC and are attacked by a hundred or so random super-villains eager to collect on the bounty. Their attackers include Mongul II (Mongul’s son), Solomon Grundy, Mr. Freeze, Silver Banshee, Nightshade, Grodd, Lady Shiva, Polka-Dot Man, Black Spider, Cheetah, Black Manta, Mirror Master, and dozens more! Batman and Superman put up the good fight, but are hopelessly outnumbered by the villains until a group of superheroes saves them! However, this group of metahuman heroes (which includes Captain Atom, Major Force, Katana, John Stewart, Black Lightning, Power Girl, and Starfire) has been commissioned by Luthor to arrest Superman. Batman and Superman then begin battling them too! Back at the White House, Luthor injects himself with a mixture of Venom and Kryptonite (!) and goes into a gleeful roid rage as he begins to explain his master plan to Amanda Waller. He’s so hyped-up and drugged-up he even kisses her! In Tokyo, most of Luthor’s heroes realize they don’t want to fight against Bats and Supes. But Major Force is no real hero. He’s an atomic psycho and he goes ape-shit. Force erupts into a massive nuclear explosion and Atom is able to contain the blast, but not before it seemingly kills both of them. In actuality, Atom is shot into the possible post-armageddon future where he meets with the grey-haired Superman from earlier. In the present, fearing that Bats and Supes are out of control, the JSA sends Captain Marvel and Hawkman in for a fight. Meanwhile, the Bat-Family (with Huntress) breaks into the White House and confronts Luthor face-to-face. President Luthor hulks-up on Venom and is able to pound the whole team into unconsciousness! Bats and Supes, having won their fight against Marvel and Hawkman, then show up at the White House in disguise as Hawkman and Marvel. Luthor shoots some more Venom into his body and dons a green armored super-suit, which he says was hand crafted for him on Apokolips. This suit is clearly modeled after Alexander Luthor’s Antimatter armored super-suit and Jeph Loeb could have easily written it so that Lex had kept it or replicated it following the events of JLA: Earth-2, but instead we get the lame exposition about getting it from Apokolips. Anyway, 13-year-old super-genius Hiro Okamura aka the new Toyman builds a gigantic Composite Superman/Batman robot spaceship, which a returning Captain Atom kamikazes into the asteroid, saving Earth, but seemingly killing himself in the process. (SPOILER ALERT: Atom actually winds up in the Wildstorm Universe. And we will find out a few years later that Hiro is actually an android). Superman defeats Luthor and the President’s insanity is broadcast to the entire world. Batman also reveals that Talia has sold all of Luthor’s assets to Bruce Wayne. Luthor is now no longer President, is penniless, is addicted to Venom and liquid Kryptonite, and is in hiding. NOTE: A major part of this story-arc involves Bruce finding evidence which leads him to believe that Metallo killed his parents (because the mystery is still unsolved). However, due to retcons we know (and Bruce knows) that Joe Chill killed Ma and Pa Wayne, so this aspect of the story must be ignored entirely. WARNING: COMPLAINY OP-ED COMMENTARY AHEAD. Shame on you Jeph Loeb. Shame on you for ruining Lex Luthor (turning him from a devilishly suave genius into a raving drug-addicted 70s costume-wearing maniac). And shame on you for writing one of the most inane and embarrassing story-arcs of all time. There are SO many plot-holes and so much amateurish writing going on here it’s amazing that Loeb wasn’t run out of town after this debacle. I can honestly say that in Batman’s first 18 years, this is one of my least favorite arcs thus far.
–Catwoman Vol. 3 #30
Catwoman finally tracks down Philo Zeiss and fights him in an effort to avenge Slam Bradley’s stabbing from a couple months ago. However, Catwoman is no match for Zeiss, who savagely beats her and stabs her in the belly. Catwoman is about to be killed, but two members of the Cult of the Beti-Ma save Catwoman and take out Zeiss. Batman, Holly Robinson, and Slam Bradley rush to the scene, but by the time they arrive Selina is missing and feared dead. The Beti-Ma, an ancient Egyptian cult, has abducted her. Batman will spend the next month searching for Selina, a quest that will overlap with the entirety of the next month’s stories (as referenced in Catwoman Vol. 3 #32).
–REFERENCE: In the upcoming “As the Crow Flies” arc, we will see the giant penny in the Batcave again for the first time since before the quake. It looks to be damaged, or discolored, so we must assume Batman now finally hauls it out of the gorge in which it has been stuck for so long.
–Batman #626-630 (“AS THE CROW FLIES”)
Penguin has hired Scarecrow and the debuting super-science villainess, Fright, to spread new hallucinogenics on the streets of Gotham. When a small-time drug dealer takes a suicide dive out of a high-rise window, Batman sends Tim (in disguise as a female doctor) to take his blood sample from the morgue. After another small-timer goes into a drug-induced rage, Batman’s investigation leads him to Penguin, but there’s no hard evidence. Then, the 10-foot-tall, monstrous “Scarebeast” shows up and starts killing Penguin’s men. Scarebeast shoots Batman with fear gas, causing Bruce to flee and hallucinate that Jason Todd is in the Batmobile with him. Scarebeast tracks Bruce to Wayne Manor where the latter teams-up with Tim and Alfred to corner the creature down into the Batcave. Once Batman dons an armored super-suit and knocks out Scarebeast, the monster reverts into Jonathan Crane. Turns out Penguin had Fright genetically alter Crane into a monster in order to wipe out his own men, who were planning a coup. Crane now has the permanent Hulk-like ability to morph into the gigantic Scarebeast at will. In the end, Alfred finds a Robin domino mask in the Batmobile that definitely doesn’t belong to Tim. Wait a minute, maybe Bruce’s hallucination of Jason Todd wasn’t a hallucination at all… HINT: This is the start of Judd Winick’s infamous Batman run. Jason is definitely back.
–Batman: City of Light #1-8
While Batman chases down some street punks, a young innocent bystander gets injured and winds up in a coma. Originally, the Pander Brothers (authors of this story) wrote that Batman takes a full month off because he is so upset about the innocent bystander coming into harm. However, with all of the editorial time compression of this year, this simply isn’t possible and I’m surprised the Panders even had the audacity to attempt giving Bruce such a lengthy reprieve in the first place. So, to reiterate, Batman does not take a monthlong vacation. We must ignore any references to his absence. If Batman does take any time off, it can only be a few hours max. Moving on, crazy business tycoon/scientist Evan Slate has designed a new living bio-tech that appears visibly as “hard light.” This “hard-light” can construct itself into solid structural architecture in minutes. In a day after his pitch, the mad scientist already has his first glowing Slate Tower standing tall in downtown Gotham. This will supposedly be the first step towards the evolution of Gotham into “Neo-Gotham.” Meanwhile, Batman meets with Batgirl and tells her that he has failed in his mission because of the poor young boy in the coma. He’s so upset, he tells her that both of their crime-fighting days are over! When the boy succumbs to his injuries and dies in the hospital, Batman is so down in the dumps, he tries to cheer up by posing for a painting by once of Bruce Wayne’s contemporaries, the avant-garde artist, Rahn. Meanwhile, Slate’s proposal for the creation of Neo-Gotham is rejected. Since Slate’s own DNA is linked to his shimmering bio-tech, the bio-tech has a life of its own, and it doesn’t appreciate being rejected. The phosphorescent super-villain known as Purge, which is an extension of Slate (but with a mind of its own), comes to life and begins fighting Batgirl. Batman returns to action just in time to witness the sentient Slate Tower spread its proverbial (and I guess literal?) wings and begin mutating the entire city into Neo-Gotham. The Dark Knight and Batgirl are able to infiltrate the living tower, defeat the avatar Purge, and then take out Slate himself. In the end, Slate winds up in Arkham while his tower of light turns into an empty, charred husk. NOTE: There is an odd billboard depicted in the middle of this story which reads “Slate Tower II coming next year.” This is odd because the first tower erected itself using Slate’s bio-tech in less than a day. Why would we have had to wait a year for the next one? This is a trivial point, but I thought I’d mention it.
Batman and Superman send Robin and Superboy to Japan to check-up on Hiro Okamura (the new teenage Toyman). There, Robin and Superboy operate gigantic Gundam-esque battle-mechs against Metallo, who dons his own anime-style mech as well. Metallo is captured, but not before half of Tokyo is destroyed. (Loeb destroyed the other half of Tokyo in his last story-arc—he must have it out for Japanese people or be a fan of classic monster movies). Batman then recruits yet another child into the Bat-Family. From now on, 13-year-old Hiro will construct all of Batman’s gadgetry and vehicles from his home-base at Mt. Fuji.
–NOTE: Meteor showers of Kryptonite begin raining down on Earth as a result of the destruction of the Kryptonite asteroid a few days earlier (from “Public Enemies”). Superman goes into quarantine in his Fortress of Solitude (as mentioned in Superman/Batman #8). Also, Vice President Pete Ross is sworn in as the new President of the United States (as referenced in Superman/Batman #6), replacing Lex Luthor. Lana Lang becomes the First Lady.
–Batman: Legends of the Dark Knight #179
This is an odd one-shot about two Asian assassins that get revenge on a man that abused and molested them when they were children. Batman studies the scene of the homicide and ponders if the act was simply revenge or something much deeper.
Early April. Superman has supposedly been in quarantine for eleven days. However, due to editorial time compression, it can only have been around two or three days. All of the Earth’s superheroes, including Batman, collect as much Kryptonite as they can. While sweeping up fragments at the bottom of Gotham Bay, Batman discovers that not only Kryptonite has rained down from the exploded asteroid, but the remains of a Kryptonian spaceship has as well. Guess who’s inside! Why, it’s Superman’s cousin, Kara Zor-El, aka Supergirl!
–Flash Vol. 2 #209
Jay Garrick and Kid Flash meet with Wally and tell him that they never forgot he was Flash, even though just about everyone else did courtesy of the Spectre (Hal Jordan). However, the JLA (and some of Flash’s best friends) want answers. They can all feel that parts of their memories have been erased, specifically regarding the identities of the Flashes. Wow, Hal’s Spectre spell was really, really unsuccessful. Or was it? Flash races Superman a dozen times around the globe and finally takes his mask off. Everyone regains their memories of Barry and Wally as the Flashes. Superman seems to think that Hal’s spell was a success because it has taught everyone a valuable lesson. Back at the Watchtower, Batman scoffs at a statue of Hal. He really, really hates Hal Jordan.
Superman mentions that Kara Zor-El has been locked up in the Fortress of Solitude for “nearly a month.” He must be exaggerating because it’s been less than a week. Naturally, Batman doesn’t trust Kara, so Clark encourages him to speak with her one-on-one. Kara explains that as a little girl she was sent in a space vessel which was meant to follow baby Kal-El’s ship away from the destruction of Krypton almost fifty years ago. Kara was supposed to have been Kal-El’s older caretaker. However, when the planet exploded, her vessel was damaged and became lodged within a huge asteroid. The asteroid floated through space for fifty or so years, slowly navigating its way toward Kal-El’s homing signature. Kara, although over fifty-years-old, appears as a fifteen-year-old because her aging was severely slowed due to being in suspended animation during hyperspace travel towards Earth for so long. Clark takes Kara to Metropolis, but the latter is kidnapped by Wonder Woman, who hauls her off to Themyscira to train her in the art of Amazonian fighting.
–The Monolith #6-8 (“FRIENDLY FIRE”)
An arsonist calling himself The Incinerator begins targeting Arab-American and Muslim-American communities in New York City. One of his targets is a home for recent Arab Muslim immigrants in Bed-Stuy that was built through the efforts of NYCAT and the Wayne Foundation. This terrorist attack draws the attention of Batman, who promptly comes to Brooklyn. Both Batman and the monster golem known as The Monolith track the Incinerator to his next target. In the resulting fight Batman is injured and the Monolith brings him back to the home of his master, Alice Cohen. There Alice tells Batman the Monolith’s origin—her grandmother created him to defend Brooklyn in the 1930s. Batman tells Alice and the Monolith not to get in his way. Eventually, Batman reluctantly teams with the Monolith and they locate the Incinerator’s next bomb in a New York City Mosque where he has strapped the bomb to an Imam. After disarming the bomb, both the Monolith and Batman track the Incinerator to Ground Zero, the site of the former World Trade Center. The Incinerator is planning to blow himself up but is stopped and arrested for his crimes.
–Catwoman Vol. 3 #32
Catwoman has been missing for a month now (having been abducted by the Cult of the Beti-Ma). But now she’s back in Gotham and all is well. Batman greets her with a warm welcome and an air of concern, exclaiming his happiness that she is okay. Selina tells Batman, “If you’re really so happy to see me again, then do something for me.” Batman immediately says, “Anything.” What does Selina have in mind? Why, a peaceful night for Selina and Bruce, out of costume, going on a regular fun date just like normal people! Selina and Bruce get dinner, watch a movie, and smile in each others’ arms all the way back to her apartment. While not shown “on-panel,” Bruce and Selina finally get a rare moment to relax and let the magic happen, so to speak, in a loving sexual encounter as themselves and not their costumed counterparts. Afterward, Bruce leaves as the Batsignal lights up the sky. But Bruce is happy and Selina is happy, even if happiness is fleeting in Gotham. One of my favorite and heartwarming issues of this amazing series.
While Batman takes on Steel Fang in Gotham, Wonder Woman wonders whether or not she should date Bruce. Using Martian Manhunter’s telepathic abilities, Diana is able to foresee several possible romantic futures with Bruce. In the end, the pair meet and both decide that they should remain friends instead of lovers. Then, an alien being known as Peppy visits Earth and surmises that humans are destroying their environment (which they most certainly are). After a tour of the planet by the JLA, Peppy decides that human beings must want to be extinct. Peppy causes a bunch of asteroids to shoot toward Earth. The JLA is able to deflect the asteroids and a confused and distraught Peppy commits suicide. After this alien encounter, the JLA has an encounter with the vampire known as Crucifer and his cult known as the Tenth Circle. Crucifer is able to bite Superman and turn him (temporarily) into a vampire! Meanwhile, Batman deals with a bad GCPD cop who is secretly a member of the Tenth Circle. Eventually, the JLA teams up with the latest incarnation of the Doom Patrol to defeat Crucifer and a huge army of vampires. After this case, Faith permanently leaves the JLA to work with the Doom Patrol. Also, former Outsider Looker is bitten and turned permanently into a vampire. Next, Gaea (the Greco-Roman Goddess of Earth) angry at humanity’s lack of unity, begins to destroy the planet with a series of cataclysmic natural disasters. Vera Lynn Black aka Sister Superior shows up and tells the JLA that she has a plan to save Earth. In a bit of trickery, she will re-form her brother’s old supervillain team known as The Elite. The JLA will then combine forces with the armies of the world and the UN to “defeat” the Elite. The JLA reluctantly agrees to the ruse and, believe it or not, Gaea (who must be an idiot) is fooled! Afterward, Sister Superior convinces Superman to allow her to lead a JLA splinter group which can take on more covert missions out of the public eye. Justice League Elite is born. Manitou Raven and Major Disaster quit the JLA and join-up full time with the JLElite. Flash decides to officially work with both teams. Other members of the JLElite include Coldcast, Menagerie, and The Hat. Green Arrow (Ollie Queen) and Naif al-Sheikh will soon join the JLElite as well.
–Superman/Batman #10-13 (“SUPERGIRL FROM KRYPTON”)
Two weeks have passed since Wonder Woman stole Kara away to Themyscira for training. Batman reveals that he orchestrated the kidnapping and training because he still doesn’t trust Kara. (There is a flashback from Action Comics #850 that shows more of this dialogue). As DC’s holy trinity discuss matters further, Darkseid sends an army of mindless cloned Doomsdays to attack Themyscira. (Darkseid will try to clone Batman with even worse results a few years from now). Batman uses a giant battle axe during the melee. After the Doomsday army is defeated and the smoke clears, Harbinger is dead (!) and Kara is kidnapped again, only this time she’s been hauled off to Apokolips. Batman, Wonder Woman, Superman, and Big Barda travel to Apokolips in search of Kara. The lady-heroes tackle Granny Goodness‘s Female Furies while Batman flies around using one of Scott Free’s jetpacks and gets chased by some giant monster Hell-Hounds. Superman confronts Darkseid, who has brainwashed Kara into an evil warrior. Kara begins pounding on her cousin, forcing Superman to wear the Kryptonite ring and punch her out! Clark nearly kills himself in the process. Meanwhile, Batman dons some vicious looking Apokoliptian Wolverine claws and starts a fist fight with Darkseid! Darkseid thrashes the Dark Knight and gloats, “I could destroy you with a single blast of my Omega Beams.” Talk about prefiguring to Final Crisis, eh? Batman then reveals to Darkseid that he has activated the Hellspores on Apokolips, which will destroy the entire planet. The Caped Crusader then gives Darkseid an ultimatum: Release his control over Supergirl or he will detonate the Hellspores. Darkseid is unable to call his bluff and backs down. The rescue mission is a success and everyone is relatively healthy, except Bruce, who has stitches all over his face and a dislocated arm. Clark then takes Kara to Smallville to meet Ma and Pa Kent, but Darkseid ambushes them and blasts Kara into a pile of ashes using his Omega Beams! Supes battles Darkseid into deep space and Boom Tubes him to the edge of the universe, entrapping the evil despot within the Source Wall! In a twist, we learn that Kara is alive and well, having been teleported away to safety at the last second. The whole affair in Smallville was a successful setup to lure and imprison Darkseid for good. NOTE: Keep in mind that any references to the murder of Bruce’s parents being unsolved have been completely retconned out of this tale.
–REFERENCE: Batman naturally distrusts the newly formed Justice League Elite. Thus, the Dark Knight gives Batgirl a secret mission. Cassandra infiltrates the JLElite by joining their ranks as the masked killer ninja known as Kasumi. Bruce now has a mole within the JLElite (as seen in Justice League Elite #1).
Batman has been absent from the last handful of JLA adventures while recovering from the injuries suffered at the hands of Darkseid. While Bruce was recovering the JLA met the Abernathies, an all-American metahuman family. The head of the Abernathy family died while helping Superman rescue people from a burning building. Mrs. Abernathy now wants to get revenge on the building contractor, who constructed the premises without following proper fire regulation code. Batman, along with his JLA teammates, is able to convince the Abernathy family that revenge isn’t worth it.
–FLASHBACK: In the Batcave, Batman warns Supergirl to be resourceful if she is ever rendered powerless (as seen via flashback in Supergirl Vol. 5 #40).
–REFERENCE: Superman and Batman chase the time-traveling villain Chronos back to the 13th century to apprehend him. Meanwhile, in the 21st century, Robin and Superboy throw a party at the Fortress of Solitude. Batgirl apparently gets drunk and throws up (as referenced in Superman/Batman #26).
–JLA Classified #32-36 (“THE 4TH PARALLEL”)
The JLA is able to enter the Dreaming and defeat Dr. Destiny, trapping him inside his newly designed Materioptikon gem. While John Dee remains catatonic at Arkham, the mystical gem falls into the hands of Gothamite Darrin Profitt. Profitt is taken inside the realm of the gem and learns how to alter reality using its magick. While Destiny wants to repair the gem, Profitt sees only the potential to exploit its power. He imprisons the villain’s “dream-self” within the gem and sets about creating innumerable realities which will best lead him down a path of fortune, fame, and world domination. When his newly created reality turns out to be a failure, Profitt simply destroys the universe and moves on to the next. Eventually, only four alternate realities remain that have the highest probability of his success. The DCU’s normal “Earth-0” reality represents Profitt’s 1st parallel reality, where Profitt is the JLA member known as The Red King. In the 2nd parallel reality, Profitt dies and destroys the entire universe in the process. Only Plastic Man survives annihilation by escaping into the Materioptikon realm. In the 3rd parallel reality the Red King is a villain who murders everyone in the JLA. This Red King from the 3rd parallel reality then travels to the 1st parallel reality to battle that JLA (which the hero Red King is a member of). The evil Red King kills the good Red King and is about to defeat the League until the escaped Plastic Man from the 2nd parallel reality shows up and saves the day. In the end, Doctor Destiny imprisons the evil Red King inside the Materioptikon realm. (The 4th parallel reality was merely a “fallback” reality in case everything failed, but the evil Red King destroyed it in anger). Eventually, the normal “Earth-0” reality shifts back into place. Meanwhile, Plastic Man from Profitt’s 2nd parallel reality permanently merges with our normal DCU Plastic Man. Plas now has not only his own memories and experiences, but he also permanently has the full memories and experiences of a Plas from an alternate reality too!
–JLA Secret Files 2004, Part 1
As the JLA rushes-in to stop Felix Faust from obtaining the Spear of Destiny, the Justice League Elite find themselves squaring-off against Circe, who is also gunning for the artifact. Flash, who claims membership with both the JLA and the JLElite, finds himself running at super-speed to assist both teams at once.
–FLASHBACK: The flashback from Superman/Batman #26 takes place now. Hiro Okamura, the new 13-year-old Toyman, hasn’t been heard from in thirty days. Batman and Superman order Robin and Superboy to travel to Toyko and check on him. The teenage duo arrives at Toyman’s Mt. Fuji headquarters where they fight robot versions of Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman. They also fight robot ninjas, robot bullfrogs, and meet sexy naked robot versions of the female members of the Teen Titans. When they finally reach Hiro, the latter explains that the whole thing was just simple fun and games.
–JLA #107-114 (“SYNDICATE RULES”)
It’s been months since Krona was trapped in the Cosmic Egg (at the conclusion of JLA/Avengers). Now, the Cosmic Egg, safely aboard the Watchtower, begins shifting. A baby universe is gestating within and the JLA is worried that this is bad since Krona is in there too. Meanwhile, “time hiccups” begin occurring in the Antimatter Universe. These hiccups are happening because the Antimatter U was destroyed and rebuilt so quickly (during JLA/Avengers mere months ago)—time is only now “catching back up” to the present. The time weirdness causes the Crime Syndicate of Amerika to realize the truth—that their entire existence was recently erased and re-created. This is a hard truth to swallow. Power Ring is able to ascertain that the source of the anomalies began on the Positive Matter Universe (the main Earth-0 DCU). Not knowing about Krona, the angry CSA naturally assumes the JLA is behind the anomalies and crosses the Bleed into the Earth-0 Universe. The CSA manages to keep a low profile for three days, even after each of its members dresses up as his or her Positive Matter counterpart (except for Owlman, who can’t stand the thought of wearing his “brother’s” costume). When Ultraman (disguised as the Man of Steel) is swarmed by a mob of adoring Superman fans, he gets annoyed and kills 219 people, leaving behind a charred pile of corpses with his heat vision. The JLA quickly assembles and begins fighting the CSA. Even with the help of the Teen Titans and the Power Company, the JLA is forced to retreat to the Watchtower. Meanwhile, an alien warrior race from the planet Qward (located in the Antimatter Universe) has traveled to the Earth-0 Universe after having discovered the same time anomalies that the CSA had discovered at the outset of this tale. The Qwardians, also pissed, are hellbent on causing some massive destruction. The JLA, JLElite, and JSA all gather on the Watchtower and split into three mixed-squads. Superman, J’onn, and several heroes from the JLA, JSA, and New Genesis meet the Qwardians just outside of Neptune and take their stand in deep space. Batman and several other heroes travel to the Antimatter Universe to gather info. Aquaman and several other heroes battle the CSA on Earth-0. After easily defeating Aquaman’s squad (which basically consists of the JLElite and Red Tornado), the CSA flies into deep space to finish off Superman’s squad. When they arrive, the CSA relaxes as the Qwardians kick the shit out of the heroes. J’onn is able to communicate with the Qwardians and explain that Krona is the man they seek, but his threat has long been nullified. Realizing the JLA took care of Krona months ago, the Qwardians turn their interests toward the CSA, chasing them back to the Antimatter Universe. J’onn then reveals that he is actually Batman in disguise! On the Antimatter Earth, Batman is actually a shapeshifted J’onn. Bruce and J’onn had switched places so that any possible adversaries on the Antimatter Earth would not know there was a telepath in their midst. Wonder Woman chastises Batman for sending the Qwardian war machine toward the Antimatter Earth, with so many innocent people there. Bruce replies by saying that he’d rather have those innocent people attacked than the innocent people on his Earth. We’ll never really know if Bruce made the right choice to move the battlefield, but 3.4 million residents of the Antimatter Earth are immediately slaughtered by the invading Qwardians. In a sense, Bruce saved 3.4 million lives in exchange for 3.4 million lives from an alternate Earth. In the end, the JLA joins forces with the CSA and forces the Qwardians to retreat. Afterward, the JLA attempts to take out the CSA, but the former is whisked back to their own universe. But what about Krona’s growing “Cosmic Egg” prison which holds a new universe of its own? Was it a red herring? Oh no. But just you wait.
- COLLIN COLSHER: Welcome to Bat Year 19. The action-packed, super-compressed first three months of the year put the previous entirety of the timeline to shame in terms of sheer super-compression. I bet you never knew could stuff so many stories into such a tight space like that! The suspense is killing me—suspension of disbelief, that is. Because things are so damn squeezed in like sardines, I’ve split Bat Year 19 into THREE Sections instead of two.↩
- COLLIN COLSHER: Red Hood: Lost Days #6 contains a sequence that shows Jason Todd meeting with Talia Al Ghul. The latter tells Jason that her father has just been killed and further motivates Jason to go after Batman (via dialogue and sex). Talia then organizes a meeting between Jason and newcomer Hush, from which Jason acts as a part of Hush’s plan, which will happen next (in Batman #617). However, this entire sequence is a huge ugly continuity fuck-up. Ra’s Al Ghul doesn’t die until later in the year (in Death and the Maidens). And Death and the Maidens cannot take place until after Superman/Batman‘s “Public Enemies” arc where Lex Luthor loses the presidency. We have an impossible scenario within Red Hood: Lost Days #6—one that, if true, would require a complete overhaul of the entire Year Nineteen. Therefore, the main non-flashback action of Red Hood: Lost Days #6 must either be completely ignored as non-canon or it must occur after Death and the Maidens, later in the year, with the Hush sequence omitted.
JACK JAMES: Writer Judd Winick insisted on making Red Hood: Lost Days take place before “Hush” while simultaneously (and anachronistically) acknowledging Death and the Maidens, but it’s obvious he didn’t think it through. The “Hush” storyline works perfectly fine without the retcon of “Jason coming in before Clayface,” but, oh well, DC insisted on maintaining that idea and in the process they made a gigantic mess.
The problem with ignoring the line about Ra’s Al Ghul’s death (therefore ignoring Talia’s brainwashing) is that it, as you said, ruins the motivation and not only that but it seems really out of character for her as well, especially when in previous issues of that same story Talia went on about how much she loved Bruce. Another option is to ignore the chat/sex scene, but, even then, some of the narrative is affected. Therefore, as you stated, the main non-flashback action of Red Hood: Lost Days #6 is quasi-canonical and only the most basic elements remain intact on the timeline.↩
- COLLIN COLSHER: “City of Crime” contains an editor’s note that says it is a “pre War Games Batman tale.” Judging by the characterization and narrative within “City of Crime” it seems to fit best here.↩
- ODI / COLLIN COLSHER: JLA #82 ends the “White Rage” story-arc. JLA #83 features a one-shot Superman dream tale, so none of the actual JLA members are actually in it.↩
- Credit to FLASH FAN and RENAUD BATTAIL information and placement.↩
- Special thanks to SAM GROOVER.↩