YEAR SEVENTEEN (Part 1)

2005 (January to June)[1]

 

–NOTE: In Superman: Lex 2000. Mid January. Lex Luthor is inaugurated as the President of the United States of America.

–Superman: Lex 2000 #1, Part 2
Batman secretly visits President Luthor and threatens him.  Luthor warns Batman that all of the US government’s resources are now at his disposal and that he had better back off.  Batman leaves, but tells Luthor that he will be back for the Kryptonite ring. NOTE: Any mention of Luthor’s “Lex 2000” campaign slogan should be retconned to “Lex 2004.”

BATMAN/HUNTRESS: CRY FOR BLOOD Conclusion
——————–Batman/Huntress: Cry For Blood #3, Epilogue
——————–Batman/Huntress: Cry For Blood #4-6
The epilogue (last five pages) of issue #3 take place at the very end of Huntress’ three month training period in Canada.  Huntress reveals her detailed origin story to the Question on the way back to Gotham.  When Huntress and the Question arrive in the city they find Batman waiting for them in Helena’s apartment.  Batman tells Helena that he knows she is innocent of murder, and that she must clear her name by finding the true killer.  I love when Batman doesn’t want to work a case and sends people who annoy him on special missions.  He does this a lot with Huntress and Azrael.  Huntress discovers that mobster Santo Cassamento is responsible for framing her, so she goes to shake him down.  Unfortunately, Huntress learns that Cassamento is also responsible for the death of her entire family.  Furthermore, Huntress learns that Cassamento is her biological father!  Cassamento hates Huntress because when he was putting out the hit on her family, he meant to spare Helena’s mother who he was deeply in love with.  However, the hitman erroneously spared Helena instead, thus forever earning her Cassamento’s wrath.  The final issue of this story-arc turns into Rucka’s version of The Godfather.  Helena visits the don on a mob wedding day and asks of him a favor which he cannot refuse.  After some wheeling and dealing, Helena is able to orchestrate the assassination of Cassamento, while keeping her hands ivory clean.

–Detective Comics #755
Late February. Sasha Bordeaux has been Bruce Wayne’s bodyguard for exactly 106 days (over three months), although you wouldn’t know it since Bruce avoids her with such ease that we have barely seen her.  Bruce’s bizarre behavior and elusiveness has finally started to make Sasha suspicious, but of what she has no idea.  Bruce and Sasha attend Jim Gordon’s retirement dinner.  Every Gotham cop is in attendance.  Remember Kitch from a few years back?  He’s now working in criminal defense.  Nice reference to a character that disappeared for no good reason.  Anyway, Tommy Mangles shows up to mess with the proceedings, but a zillion cops easily take care of the second-stringer.  However, Two-Face shows up and he’s no second-stringer.  Surprisingly, Two-Face flips his coin and it lands good-side up.  Instead of killing Gordon, Two-Face makes a moving speech about his good friend and a lost partnership that ended far too soon.  Two-Face then hugs Gordon and goes back to Arkham quietly and calmly.

–Batman: Gotham Knights #14
Late February. Azrael, who is sporting yet another new costume, does some male-bonding with Nightwing in Blüdhaven as they retrieve some stolen charity money from Double Dare, a duo comprised of acrobatic French super-villain sisters.  Penguin had originally stolen the loot, only to have it stolen by Double Dare. NOTE: For anyone wondering about the awesome Paul Dini “kissing contest” story which takes place in the B&W second feature to this issue, it is non-canon as it takes place in the DCU Animated Universe.

–Superman Vol. 2 #168
Late February. The first part of this story which involves Krypto the Superdog must be retconned out.  While Krypto is indeed a canonical character, his appearance here has been officially retconned out by DC editors due to the re-scripting of the Dog of Steel’s origins a few years later.  Moving forward, Batman and Lois Lane covertly infiltrate the White House in an attempt to steal President Luthor’s Kryptonite Ring.  After successfully getting past tight security, Batman and Lois run right into the middle of someone they least expect to be there: Superman! PS. Bruce now owns the most famous Metropolis newspaper, The Daily Planet.

–Detective Comics #756
Late February. Picking up right where Superman Vol. 2 #168 leaves off, Batman and Lois have just sneaked into the White House in an attempt to steal President Luthor’s Kryptonite ring.  However, Superman is in their way defending truth, justice, and the American way even if it is the Lex Luthor way.  Batman and Superman have an epic battle all throughout the White House until Batman snatches the ring from the Oval Office.  As Batman grabs the ring, Luthor and his Secret Servicemen bust in to detain him.  Superman gives the ring back to Luthor who opens its lead-lined case exposing the Kryptonite to the Man of Steel.  Supes is just fine, proving that Batman’s ring was actually the ringer.  After searching Lois, the legit ring is discovered and tested on Supes.  He cries out in pain when exposed to the emerald jewelry.  Superman then escorts Batman and Lois off the premises.  Why aren’t they arrested?  Who knows.  Anyway, Lois is upset because her plan failed, but Batman and Superman smirk.  It was all an act.  The fight in the White House was a setup.  The heroes have the real ring.  Superman pretended to be in pain when exposed to the fake.  Supes then explains how he was able to withstand the real deal saying, “I knew it was coming.  He’d held it on me any longer I’d probably have passed out.”  Meanwhile, Sasha Bordeaux searches through Bruce’s belongings and discovers something very revealing: Batarangs.  Uh oh.

–Batman 80-Page Giant 2010 #1, Part 3
February 29. It’s a leap year (hence the February 29 date) and thus, Calendar Man is actin’ crazy!  He’s once again shaved his head and is ready for trouble. In the process of attempting a daring escape from Arkham, Calendar Man beats up Funland!  Batman shows up in time to calm Julian Day, who is escorted back to his cell.  I’ve placed this story here because Batman’s costume fits with the times and the appearance of Aaron Cash seems like an appropriate indicator as well.  Oh and for anyone wondering, the serial-killer known as Funland is a Neil Gaiman original character from The Sandman!

–Superboy Vol. 3 #85
Superboy visits Gotham to hang out with Robin, but winds up teaming-up with Batgirl to defeat Dr. Sin.  Batman is not happy that Batgirl fraternizes with the Boy of Steel.

–Robin Vol. 2 #84
Late March. (Robin Vol. 2 #85-86 take place before issue #84.) Young Justice member Lagoon Boy has a giant male pet sea monster named Spotty.  Spotty impregnates a giant female stray sea monster that lives in Gotham Harbor. The giant female sea monster kidnaps a bunch of people to use as incubators for its eggs. One of these people is Robin. (Why does Robin keep getting kidnapped lately?  Maybe he has lost focus since his relationship with Spoiler is going down the tubes.) Batman grows concerned after Tim is missing for two days and consults Spoiler in an attempt to locate the Boy Wonder.

–Robin Vol. 2 #87-88
Late March. Robin returns to Brentwood from his sea monster adventure, but having failed to check-in with Batman has caused the Dark Knight to fear the worst has happened. Batman takes Spoiler under his wing and gives her a ride in the Batmobile and shows her the Batcave. Worried about Robin, Batman tells Spoiler Robin’s secret identity (!) so that she can better assist in locating him.  Eventually, Spoiler meets with Robin atop Brentwood Academy. When Robin learns that Batman has told Spoiler his secret, the Boy Wonder is furious. Robin then confronts the Batman in the woods just outside of the school grounds before storming off angrily. Later, back in the Batcave, Batman trains Spoiler and introduces her to Batgirl. Meanwhile, a pissed-off and depressed Tim tries to cool his head by taking Alfred’s advice and heading to Spring Break with his friends from school. At Virginia Beach, Tim gets involved in an altercation with the Kobra Cult, which kidnaps his buddy Danny Temple. Robin follows the Kobra Cult and Danny to the Himalayas.

–Harley Quinn #6
April 1. Harley Quinn and her gang infiltrate Bruce Wayne’s April Fool’s Ball at Wayne Manor.  As Harley begins to rob the mansion, the Riddler and his crew have the same idea and they enter Bruce’s home with the intention of burglarizing the place as well.  Meanwhile, Bruce sneaks away from his own party (and also from Sasha Bordeaux who has yet to question him about the found Batarangs in his briefcase) to take care of some special business (see ‘tec #575, which overlaps with this tale). While Batman has his own adventure in ‘tec #575, Harley’s crew then begins to brawl with Riddler’s crew.  Oracle knows what’s going on, but can’t make contact with any member of the Bat-Family. Desperate, she puts out an alert to the JLA reserves with details about the Wayne Manor situation. Big Barda responds (!), thrashes the two villainous gangs, and ruins most of Wayne Manor in the process.

–Detective Comics #757
April 1. Batman leaves his April Fool’s Ball to chase down some cop-killing Triads and then saves a family from their car which is trapped underwater.

–Robin Vol. 2 #92-94
April 2. Having just left a Himalayan Lazarus Pit site where they fought the Kobra Cult and King Snake, Robin and Danny Temple (who learned the Boy Wonder’s secret identity during the altercation) return back home to Gotham. Robin immediately visits the Dark Knight in the Batcave. Batman is super pissed when he finds out that Robin took on the Kobra Cult by himself, but Robin is still pissed that he told Spoiler his secret identity. In fact, while Robin doesn’t outright resign from his post as Batman’s sidekick, he more or less effectively quits with the following actions—refusing to speak to Batman and storming out of the cave. While unable and unwilling to reconcile with Bruce, Tim is quickly able to make-up with Stephanie. Tim returns to school and Stephanie continues her intense training with Batman. When Stephanie goes home she finds her dad (Cluemaster) hanging out with Query, Echo, and the Riddler! Cluemaster has an ankle-bracelet on and is now legally living at home due to prison over-crowding. He invited his friends over just to chill. (Friends?  I’m pretty sure last time they were in a comic book together, Riddler and his henchwomen tried to kill Cluemaster by strapping a bomb to his chest, but oh well.) Stephanie deals with this unusual situation, while Tim deals with an alcoholic teenager friend at school.  Tim’s life is like one big after-school special all the time.

–NOTE: In JLA/Haven: Arrival. A bunch of wrongly-imprisoned aliens from the planet Competalia turn their gulag into a giant spaceship.  The refugee Competalians crash land their flying city, called Haven, into Earth, specifically California.  President Luthor immediately welcomes the aliens, and even makes Haven an official United States city, mainly so he can raid their alien tech.

–Batman #588-590 (“CLOSE BEFORE STRIKING”)
Our story starts out with Dick (wearing the Batman costume) pretend brawling with Bruce (in his Matches Malone disguise) at a seedy Gotham bar in order to lure information about a new major crime player from onlookers.  Bruce (as Matches) is taken to the boss, who turns out to be an old player; the Ventriloquist (with Scarface).  Bruce (as Matches) is able to get the details on Scarface’s next heist.  Later that night, Bruce (as Batman) is able to bust up Scarface’s action.  Scarface thinks Matches is a snitch and wants him six feet under.  The next day, the real Matches (who Batman thought had died sixteen years ago) resurfaces in Gotham to prove he ain’t no snitch, but winds up with a fatal bullet in his gut courtesy of Scarface.  Why would Matches, who has been in hiding for so long, decide now that he has to defend his name and honor?  Brian K. Vaughan’s body of work is either really strong or really nonsensical.  Unfortunately, the latter wins out with this particular tale.  But I digress and move on.  Batman eventually avenges Matches’ death by burning Scarface into a pile of ashes. Meanwhile, Dick and Barbara share a moment of sexual tension. Oh my! Note that the real Matches estimates that he hasn’t seen Batman in a decade. In actuality, he hasn’t seen him in over sixteen years. Also, Nightwing talks about Sherlock Holmes and refers to him as a fictional character. In the DCU, Sherlock Holmes is not a fictional character. In fact, Dick even met Holmes a few years back, shortly before the famous detective’s death.

–Batman: Absolution
When an ex-Children of Maya terrorist shows up in Gotham, Batman revisits an eight-year-old case and finds information which leads him in search of fugitive Jennifer Blake.  Batman travels to London, where he meets with his long-time British informant, Bert.  After Bert is killed by the Children of Maya, Batman stays in London for at least two-and-a-half weeks before finding clues which lead him to India.  As Batman closes in on Blake, he passes out due to a combination of a viral infection and injuries suffered at the hands of the terrorist cell.  Blake unmasks Batman and then, surprisingly, nurses him back to health!  Blake is a bit schizophrenic, but claims that her past misdeeds are behind her, as she has joined a convent and has a group of villagers which she loves and cares for.  The Children of Maya then swoop in and try to wipe out the entire village.  Batman successfully wards them off and saves the town, but Blake dies in a fire. NOTE: There is an editorial flashback to “eight years ago” in this story in which Batman is depicted wearing the wrong costume. He should be wearing his yellow-oval costume.

–Batgirl #14-15
A group of ex-special forces soldiers secretly analyzes Batgirl’s fighting abilities on behalf of the US government.  The summary: Batgirl has the unbelievable abilities of a metahuman, but she is only a regular human.  Batgirl can also take bullets and feel no pain.  Conclusion: Batgirl is awesome.

–Green Lantern Vol. 3 #134-136 (“WHILE ROME BURNED”) 
The JLA defeats Kyle Rayner’s evil arch-enemy, the yellow power ring wielding Nero.

–the second feature to Batman: Gotham Knights #16 (B&W)
Scarecrow sprays Batman with a new Fear Gas which makes Batman afraid of bats and anything bat-related.  Bruce deals with this horrible ailment for a full week before bribing Poison Ivy to concoct for him a similar Fear Gas which causes its victim to fear books.  Bruce, disguised as a homeless wino claiming to know Batman’s secret identity, is granted an audience with Scarecrow (who loves reading books).  At their meeting, Bruce doses Scarecrow with the Fear Gas. In a stalemate, both parties are forced to give each other the respective antidotes.  Bruce, still in disguise as a homeless drunk, enters a bar and regales its patrons with a tale of what happened to him a week ago (this tale), claiming to have witnessed the encounter between Scarecrow and Batman.  Why does Bruce want to continue this homeless bum charade in public even though it serves no purpose whatsoever?  Because acting like an old drunk weirdo beardo is fun!

–Batman: Gotham Knights #16-19
May. Bruce is visited in a nightmare by the spirit manifestation of the Hindu karmic loop known as Samsara.  Bruce first dealt with a Samsara occurrence less than a year ago.  In the dream, Samsara guides Bruce to Matatoa, a Soul-Eater which has taken possession of a tattooed motorcycle-riding warrior.  Bruce first encountered a Soul-Eater way back in Bat Year Two when he was in a coma after a car accident.  Basically, Soul-Eaters must consume innocent souls in order to survive.  Matatoa specifically must consume the soul of an “undefeated warrior,” namely Batman.  After Batman easily beats Matatoa in battle, the Soul-Eater offers up a deal.  If Batman gives up his life, Gotham will forever be protected from crime and evil.  Batman immediately sends Matatoa to Arkham, but Matatoa escapes in bloody fashion.  Meanwhile, Dick visits with Batman and reveals that he and Barbara are officially a couple!  Batman (with Nightwing) defeats Matatoa yet again, but more importantly, Bruce legally makes Dick his son.  Therefore, Dick officially becomes heir to just about everything Bruce owns!  (The legal documentation is actually shown on a splash page in issue #17 and is dated “May 16, 2001.”  The May date is actually correct, but it should be earlier in the month, and of course, this is 2005.) In issue #18 Batman is bored after a slow crime night and calls up Aquaman.  Feeling a bit lonely, Bruce tricks Aquaman into hanging out with him by asking him to assist in the retrieval of his giant penny, which has been lodged at the bottom of a ravine ever since the earthquake. (NOTE: The B&W addendum to issue #18 is a non-canon Elseworlds tale about Gotham’s fattest woman and some sentient grease that terrorizes the city.) In issue #19 a petty criminal listens to one too many Batman tall tales at the bar and gets spooked on his next heist.  He then spends the entire night running from an imaginary Batman until he eventually runs into the real thing.  This issue ends with Bruce in his Matches Malone guise listening to criminals talk about Batman.

–the second feature to Batman: Gotham Knights #19 (B&W)
Batman busts up a drug cartel, but in the process, a call girl gets shot in the chest. In a panic, Batman sends out a JLA emergency alert to Superman, who rushes to the scene and uses his heat vision to surgically save the woman’s life in time to get her into stable hospital care.  Superman chastises Batman and reminds him that this is the second time his carelessness would have caused an innocent death if not for the intervention of the Man of Steel. We are never told the details of the first time nor when it happened, but I’ve placed it in Year Eleven.

–Batgirl #17
Batgirl has not only been video taped without her mask by the police, but has even had her blood sampled and taken by the police as well. Not to mention, common thugs have been successfully landing punches on Batgirl in the field.  Batman grows concerned and puts Cassandra through some re-training.  Everything seems fine, so Batman sends Batgirl on a mission to infiltrate police headquarters and retrieve her video files and blood sample.  Expertly, Batgirl completes her mission with success.  Meanwhile, Barbara argues with Bruce over his treatment of Cassandra, saying that Bruce must acknowledge that Cassandra is more than just a crime-fighting tool; she is a growing 17-year-old girl that needs nurturing and happiness in her life as well.

–The Spectre Vol. 4 #2-4 (“REDEEMING THE DEMON”)
Shortly after becoming the Spectre, Hal Jordan was able to cast out and imprison God’s Wrath, the virulent, inhuman, and blindly vengeful half of the Spectre. (God’s Wrath is actually a sentient anthropomorphic entity unto itself, formerly the fallen angel Aztar.) Normally, without the presence of God’s Wrath, Hal wouldn’t be able to act as the Spectre. But somehow Hal still manages to wield God’s power without his annoying dark-side interfering. And without Wrath/Aztar haunting him, Hal has been able to be a kinder and more fair agent of the heavens. However, the Wrath not only is able to escape from its prison and re-bond with Hal, but is able to take over the Spectre completely.  Meanwhile, Superman meets with Batman and tells him that he thinks Hal might be alive again! They talk about the most recent JLA encounter with the Spectre, which was a while ago (before the quake) and decide to investigate based upon info from that old case.  Bats, Supes, and Zauriel track the weakened Spectre to a floating citadel in the Pacific, home to the immortal super-villain known as Mistos.  When they arrive the Wrath takes over Zauriel’s body. The Spectre battles a Wrath-controlled Zauriel while Batman and Superman deal with Mistos. This story is unnecessarily complicated, so I’m not going to go into any more details.  Just know that in the end; Hal’s ever re-emerging personality is at the forefront of the Spectre, Superman still loves him like a teddy bear, and Batman still hates his murderin’ guts.

–Batman #591-592 (“SHOT THROUGH THE HEART”)
May. When old mob-boss Lew Moxon comes back into town, everyone wants a piece, including Deadshot, who wants the bounty on Moxon’s head. (PS We haven’t seen Moxon in ten years!) When Bruce and Sasha meet Moxon at a black tie event, Bruce is confronted by two surprises. One, Moxon’s daughter is Mallory Moxon, a young boyhood friend of Bruce’s from before his parents were murdered. And two, Moxon’s bodyguard is Philo Zeiss! When Deadshot sets off some fake explosions to test Zeiss’s security detail, Batman swings into action, but Deadshot is able to make a clean getaway. After Bruce has dinner with the Moxons, Batman encounters Zeiss, who tells him that he orchestrated Jeremy Samuels’ death (almost six-and-a-half months ago in Batman #583) as revenge against the Waynes for an incident which had occurred between Thomas Wayne and Moxon over thirty-five years ago.  Enraged, Batman tussles with Zeiss and before he knows it has played right into Deadshot’s hands.  By essentially using Batman to neutralize Zeiss, Deadshot has a clean opening and shoots Moxon in the chest, paralyzing him for life.  Mallory blames Batman for the tragedy which befalls her dad and swears bloody revenge against the Dark Knight.  Strong Brubaker stuff here. REMINDER: Sasha knows Bruce is Batman. She’s known for a month-and-a-half now (ever since ‘tec #756).  However, she still doesn’t know how to handle the situation and has yet to confront Bruce about it.  In the meantime, Sasha has been acting out her role as bodyguard as normally as possible, but at the same time has been secretly tracking all of Bruce’s nighttime Batman activities.

–Catwoman Vol. 2 #94
Ever since breaking out of prison, Catwoman has done enough political spin and damage control to make the public at large doubt that Selina Kyle was her real identity. Despite the relative success of this campaign, Catwoman’s troubles keep on piling up. Batman chases after Catwoman, who has just survived an altercation with Scarecrow and has now stolen a statue from the art museum. When he catches up to her they chat about their complicated history as rivals and lovers. Catwoman reminisces about the first time she saw Batman (in Frank Miller’s “Year One”). Catwoman says that she will never change her spots, but she wishes that the Caped Crusader would share his secret ID with her since they have been close for so many years. Catwoman then hands over the statue and kisses Batman passionately. Unknown to the pair, Deathstroke (who has been sent to execute Catwoman) is watching. When Batman departs, Deathstroke goes in for the kill, wounding Catwoman and sending her running into a Gotham crowd. Batman doubles back and tries to help her fight off Deathstroke, who blows up a gasoline tanker truck. When the smoke clears, seventy-two people are injured and Catwoman is missing and presumed dead. What happened to Catwoman? She barely survived the blast and will now go into hiding abroad in order to let the world continue thinking she’s dead.

–Detective Comics #758-760 (“UNKNOWING”)
The GCPD is convinced that a super-villain is responsible for brainwashing clean cops into committing crimes.  Commissioner Akins is finally forced to do something he has been hesitant to do since gaining his position.  He turns on the Batsignal and meets with Batman to discuss the case.  Meanwhile, Sasha has become paranoid that Bruce may know that she knows his secret.  As this pressure builds, Detectives Allen and Montoya are brainwashed into robbing a strip club.  Who is behind these old school mind-control hi-jinks?  The Mad Hatter, of course!  Back at Wayne Manor, Bruce and Sasha finally have their long awaited confrontation.  Bruce has indeed known for some time that Sasha was aware of his double-life.  Sasha pledges her admiration and loyalty to Bruce and the latter agrees to make the former an official member of the Bat-Family!  Together, Batman and Sasha discover that the Mad Hatter has been selling coffee with nano-controllers in it to Gotham cops, essential for controlling their minds.  After nearly every cop in Gotham goes on a riotous rampage, Batman and Sasha are able to end the madness and bring the Hatter to justice. Afterwards, Sasha has become smitten with Bruce/Batman and is excited to speak with him at Wayne Manor.  However, there is a surprise waiting for her at the mansion.  Bruce’s old flame, Vesper Fairchild, has returned! (We haven’t seen nor heard from her since before NML!) NOTE: Issues #759-760 contain the first two parts of the second feature entitled “Slam Bradley: Trail of the Catwoman.” Following a recent altercation with Deathstroke, the public thinks Catwoman is dead. However, the misinformed public incorrectly believes that a fugitive Selina Kyle is responsible for the murder of Catwoman (not knowing that they are actually one and the same). Private investigator Slam Bradley begins an investigation (funded by Mayor Dickerson) into discovering the truth about everyone’s favorite feline femme-fatale.  He questions a ton of people, including Bruce Wayne.

–Green Arrow Vol. 3 #1-10 (“QUIVER”)
Kevin Smith’s epic tale.  The official return of the original Green Arrow, Oliver Queen!  Ollie returns in Star City and when Bruce spots him on a TV news report, he can’t believe his old friend is back.  Aquaman runs into Ollie first and they team-up to defeat Black Manta amidst a media frenzy.  After Batman investigates the Black Manta crime scene, he is able to confirm that Ollie is indeed alive and well.  The JLA assembles on the Watchtower to welcome Ollie back, but Ollie freaks out since everything is so different.  Ollie’s confusion is only increased because he believes he has only been gone for a few days when he has really been missing for three years!  Thinking he is in the middle of a sinister plot, Ollie attacks the JLA, but winds up unconscious and in the arms of Batman, who takes him to the Batcave for further examination.  As Batman and Spoiler study Ollie, the latter awakes and is still pretty freaked out.  Bruce is able to calm him and together they try to put back the missing pieces of the puzzle.  After filling in Ollie on all the happenings he missed while he was gone, Etrigan shows up with the intent to kill Ollie, saying that Ollie is a “hollow,” or soulless body which is a prime target for evil demonic possession.  Etrigan then kills Ollie!  After a trip through Heaven, Ollie’s soul is released back to Earth (thanks to the Phantom Stranger and Deadman). However, the heroes aren’t out of the woods yet. Kevin Smith has always had a knack for playfully using amazing age-old characters like no one else does, and Smith does it here excellently once again. Occultist Stanley Dover aka “The Star City Slayer” wants to be reborn inside Ollie’s hollow body. There is an amazing back-story here where Smith reveals that years earlier Dover had stolen the occult tome known as the Magdelene Grimoire from Alexander Burgess i.e. the Magdelene Grimoire and Alexander Burgess from Neil Gaiman’s The Sandman #1! With help from Stanley Dover Jr. and The Beast With No Name aka the duo known as “Stanley and his Monster” (look it up), Connor Hawke teams-up with his dad and they are able to defeat the Star City Slayer. I can’t stress how great of a comic book writer Kevin Smith is when he’s kicking his A game. Read this!

–JLA/Haven: Anathema
Over a month ago, a bunch of persecuted aliens from the planet Competalia turned the gulag in which they were imprisoned into a giant spaceship.  The Competalian refugees wound up crash landing their flying city, called Haven, into Earth, specifically California.  President Luthor immediately welcomed the aliens, and even made Haven an official United States city, mainly so he could raid their alien tech.  Flash forward to now; the evil dictator of Competalia, known as Anathema, has discovered the location of Haven.  Anathema is able to travel to Earth, but is unable to bring an army with her.  Upon arriving on Earth, Anathema secretly brainwashes and empowers an army of humans to serve her bidding instead.  The JLA teams up with the Competalian superhero team known as The Alliance and is able to defeat Anathema.  In the end, Haven remains a US city and permanently settles at the former location of the destroyed Coast City.

–FLASHBACK: From the second feature to Detective Comics #758. Evidence in a homicide case leads GCPD detectives to believe that Black Mask might be up to his old tricks again.  Reluctantly, Commissioner Akins uses the Batsignal to confer with Batman. He also tells Montoya a story about how he doesn’t trust costumed vigilantes because of a past bad experience with one.

–Detective Comics #761, Part 1
Bruce starts Sasha on an intensive thirty-day training program designed to make her or break her.  As Sasha trains in the Batcave, Bruce re-kindles his relationship with Vesper, who is now a Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist trying to write a big story on Batman.  By the tenth day of this issue, internal affairs has begun to crack down and investigate every GCPD officer (supposedly in response to the Mad Hatter fiasco from ‘tec #760, but as we will find out, that is just a red herring).

–the second feature to Detective Comics #758
Renee Montoya meets with Barbara Gordon for lunch (because they are friends now) and Montoya tells her the story about how Commissioner Akins reluctantly used the Batsignal last week. Montoya also stresses her belief that Akins is a good man and a suitable replacement for Babs’ father.

–Detective Comics #761, Part 2
Day 11 of Sasha’s training. Bruce goes on another date with Vesper (his third this week). Sasha is a chaperon, much to her chagrin.

 –JLA: Black Baptism #1-4
This tale overlaps with days 11 through 13 of Detective Comics #761, which shows Sasha continue her training program in the Batcave. It also shows Internal Affairs continue to harass GCPD detectives. Meanwhile, The Diablos, a group of demons from Hell, go on an all-out attack against Earth’s primary magickal heroes, the team known as the Sentinels of Magic.  After most of the Sentinels are severely injured, the JLA steps up to the plate.  Aquaman, Tempest (formerly sidekick Aqualad), and Sebastian Faust (former Outsider and son of Felix Faust) tackle the demons head-on in the magical conclave of B’Miria (which exists in the frozen tundra of Greenland).  The Diablos are able to steal the mystical Fountain of Lessing, which gives them unimaginable power.  Meanwhile, Zatanna has been driven insane due to her encounter with the Diablos, so J’onn and Batman take her to Arkham and watch over her until she recovers.  Sebastian Faust is acting very suspicious and Batman calls him out on it, but the former assures the latter that he is trying to help.  Eventually, it is revealed that Sebastian’s father, Felix Faust, is working in conjunction with the Diablos in order to bring about the “Black Baptism” (a very bad thing).  Everyone also finds out that Felix Faust has been possessed by Hermes Trismegistus ever since the Ghosts storyline, which took place two years ago. There then occurs lots of magickal mumbo-jumbo and the good guys win.  Yay!

–Batman: Orpheus Rising #1-5
This tale overlaps with days 14 through 17 of Detective Comics #761, which shows Vesper attempt (in vain) to snap a photograph of Batman. Meanwhile, as the top mafia groups in Gotham clash in bloody encounters, Batman begins developing a better relationship with Commissioner Akins.  Meanwhile, cops are getting offed left and right, drugs are flowing, and racial tension and racial profiling are on the rise.  Enter Gotham’s newest savior, Orpheus!  He’s here to fight crime because (and I quote): “[There aren’t enough] heroes of color.”  Orpheus and Batman team-up and discover that a series of cop murders are linked through the fact that each officer downed had worked for the same precinct before NML.  After exploring the underground of the abandoned precinct, the duo finds a weapons cache.  Meanwhile, power-hungry and insane cop Karl Esterhaus has arranged a set-up that sends both The Deacons gang and the Russian mob towards the scene to slaughter each other.  Batman and Orpheus are able to bring Esterhaus to justice, while Oracle calls in Black Canary, Batgirl, and Robin to stop the gang war.  Orpheus gets the last line in this story: “Hello, Gotham. Now there’s a darker knight in town.”  Oh, jeez.  We get it.  You’re Black.

–Detective Comics #761, Part 3
Early June. Sasha completes the last two weeks of her thirty-day training program.  At police headquarters, IA reveals that they don’t care about the Mad Hatter incident.  They are actually investigating the murder of Jordan Reynolds aka Jordan Rich (the man who shot Jim Gordon).  This is very scary news for Bullock, since he is the man who organized Rich’s murder.

–REFERENCE: In Detective Comics #762 and the second feature to Detective Comics #789. Batman commissions the Tailor to make a superhero costume for Sasha Bordeaux.

–Detective Comics #762
Bruce goes on a date with Vesper.  Sasha is sickened to learn that she will be accompanying the lovers as a chaperon yet again.  After the date, Batman takes Sasha up to the rooftops of Gotham’s tallest buildings, dresses her up in a vigilante superhero costume (!), and teaches her how to use a grappling gun.  They then take down some would-be muggers.  Meanwhile, Montoya and Bullock are feeling the heat of Internal Affairs increase by the minute.  Things are looking bleak and Bullock can’t stand it anymore.  He turns in his badge and quits the force!

–the second feature to Detective Comics #761-762 (“SLAM BRADLEY: TRAIL…”)
Parts Three and Four of the “Slam Bradley: Trail of the Catwoman” story-arc.  Slam is closing in on Selina and Batman warns him to back off.  Slam ignores his old friend and winds up finding Selina, but instead of reporting her whereabouts to the mayor, he is taken by her charm and beauty and chooses to let the breathtaking bombshell keep her secrets.  Batman then meets up with Selina and offers her his help in any way he can.  This story-arc functions as a direct prelude to the Catwoman Vol. 3 series, which will begin soon, and serves as a new beginning for Selina.

–JLA: Gatekeeper #1-3
When Green Lantern’s friend is trapped in the alternate dimension known as Kurnugi aka The Land of Forsaken Gods, he recruits the JLA and new Dr. Fate (Hector Hall) to help him out. Kurnugi is actually the divine realm of the ancient Babylonian/Sumerian gods.  Naturally, the JLA and Dr. Fate enter the Babylonian god plane and battle the ancient demon-gods known as Nergal, Ereskigal, and Tiamat.

–JLA Classified: Cold Steel #1-2
When alien Ghoji refugees are almost killed by the monstrous Voruk aliens from the Lagoon Nebula after being chased all the way to Earth’s moon, the JLA decides to involve itself in an interplanetary war hundreds of light years away.  Once at the Ghoji planet, the League learns that the Voruk race has designed a gigantic living-weapon known as the Infinity Coil.  Each JLAer rocks his own battle mech, complete with a pimped-out paint job by Wally and Kyle, into space to take on the Voruk armada and the Infinity Coil.  Once the battle begins, the JLA learns all is not what it seems.  The Infinity Coil has created a time paradox on the planet Penumbra, which causes time to literally stand still.  After a very confusing battle, the Ghoji and Voruk join forces (sort of) against the Infinity Coil itself.  A sentient 900-year-old Voruk creature/battleship sacrifices himself to destroy the Infinity Coil, thus ending the crisis.  Supposedly, this entire tale only takes a week.  However, due to editorial time compression, it can only take, at most, three days.

OUR WORLDS AT WAR
——————–Batman: Our Worlds at War #1
——————–JLA: Our Worlds at War #1
——————–Nightwing: Our Worlds at War #1
——————–Batman #593-594
——————–World’s Finest: Our Worlds at War #1
June. Our Worlds at War begins on a Tuesday.  When an alien spaceship crash-lands in Gotham, Batman investigates and discovers a government cover-up that leads all the way up to President Lex Luthor.  After infiltrating a secret underground compound in Metropolis (with a little help from Lexcorp CEO Talia), Batman discovers that Luthor has been running secret experiments on both aliens and metahumans.  He also discovers a secret project known as “The Doomsday Contingency.”  The Dark Knight then pays Luthor a personal visit and gives an encore of his prior threatening Oval Office speech.  Bruce Wayne then visits the Daily Planet offices (which he now owns) and talks to Clark about Luthor’s “Doomsday Contingency” program.  What does Luthor know that they don’t?  Luthor knows that Imperiex Prime is on his way to Earth and he is frantically trying to prepare for his arrival.  And right on schedule, Imperiex Prime, a cosmic destroyer from the future, attacks Earth (having already destroyed several other planets on his way) with the goal of re-creating the Big Bang.  Imperiex Prime and his army of Imperiex Probes and Hollowers detonate massive explosions across the planet, the largest and most devastating of which occur in Topeka, Kansas, Frankfurt, Germany, and Atlantis.  Every superhero team (and some villains) are assembled by President Luthor to fight against the army of Imperiex Probes.  Meanwhile, Nightwing and Oracle believe that a lethal computer virus from the future (that kills humans) is linked to Imperiex.  Imperiex has indeed sent the murdering sentient virus from the future with instructions to kill a long list of heroes.  Nightwing and Oracle head over to a secret STAR Labs location and hop in a time machine! I wish I was kidding.  The machine is pretty unstable and they wind up jumping around from 1934 to the Precambrian Era to the Ice Age (where they fight cavemen) to the distant future where Blüdhaven is a barren wasteland to WWI to the Cretaceous Age and a dozen other epochs until they reach the 1700s where they fake their own deaths.  Supposedly, this temporarily “changes recorded history” or something like that, which fools the virus’ software and causes it to stop hunting down the couple.  As the Imperiex War continues, Gotham is oddly and miraculously spared from most of the chaos, which allows Batman to continue on his own personal endeavors, such as taking down Philo Zeiss, who has been in hiding for over a month.  Meanwhile, yet another alien craft lands in Gotham, and the FBI and DEO (on Luthor’s orders) try to take control.  However, the cute little big-eyed alien escapes and takes refuge at a local church where Batman meets him and learns more about Imperiex, shortly before the alien dies of injuries.  A short time later, Bruce Wayne and Mallory Moxon are both present as the crippled Lew Moxon is released from the hospital.  Zeiss then shows up and re-pledges his allegiance to the Moxons.  Concurrently, Metropolis is a complete war-zone as Imperiex Probes, and now a few other evil alien races, cause destructive chaos on an epic scale.  Nearly every citizen of Metropolis is evacuated to a gigantic ark in outer space.  Luthor is able to convince Darkseid and Brainiac-13 to join in the battle against Imperiex.  The President also finally unveils his “Doomsday Contingency.”  Doomsday, telepathically re-programmed to be a superhero, teams-up with Superman (!), but is ultimately killed in battle.  Brainiac-13 turns out to be just as maniacal as Imperiex, so in the end the good guys eliminate both of the baddies.  While the heroes can make a V for victory, the war is quite tragic for many reasons: Hippolyta is killed, Guy Gardner goes missing, Steel is badly injured and is forced into retirement, the Amazonian home of Themyscira is completely destroyed (and then rebuilt as an archipelago of floating sky islands), and Atlantis and all of its people completely disappear without a trace—including Aquaman, who is MIA and presumed dead.  But worst of all, over 8 million people die on Earth.  In total, hundreds of billions perish across the universe, making this one of the bloodiest occurrences since the original Crisis on Infinite Earths.

–REFERENCE: In Superman/Batman #68—originally told in Batman #180. Batman defeats the “semi-immortal” Death-Man two times in a row. While this Death-Man is a clever reference to Batman #180, there is already a canonical Death-Man (Lord Death Man) in the Modern Age, a character referenced by Grant Morrison in Batman Incorporated, which itself is a reference to the character of the same name originally seen in Bat-Manga (the collected Japanese Dailies book). Therefore, the version of Death-Man shown in Superman/Batman #68 has to be a copycat of the original.

–Superman/Batman #64
Still reeling from the events of the Imperiex War and the loss of many good friends, the JLA discovers a gigantic ancient spacecraft deep in outer space that may be Kryptonian in its origin.  Batman and Superman travel to the ship in order to investigate and wind up fighting ancient battle droids. Superman then uncovers dozens of Kryptonian corpses and the remains of an alien life-form from an unknown race. A single escape pod has been jettisoned in the direction of Earth. (We will find out soon that the escape pod rocketed to Earth quite a while ago.)

–Superman/Batman #68-71 (“OUR WORLDS AT WAR” Conclusion)
Tagged as an Our Worlds At War tie-in (although written nearly ten years after Our Worlds At War was originally released), this story-arc picks up right after Superman/Batman #64.  Superman and Batman have just finished examining an ancient Kryptonian spacecraft in deep space.  Back on Earth, Batman deals with the Death-Man copycat for the third and final time this week. After fighting the Death-Man copycat, Batman then examines DNA samples from the Kryptonian ship and learns that the non-Kryptonian sample belongs to a Durlan shape-shifter.  This is bad news for the World’s Finest, especially since this shape-shifter is quite homicidal and thinks he is at war with Krypton.  The Durlan alien, who has been on Earth for six months already, has murdered and replicated the director of STAR Labs, Anderson Gaines.  Finally ready to strike, the Durlan hires super-assassin NRG-X to attack Superman at the Daily Planet building.  Posing as the head of STAR, the fake-Gaines then meets Bruce Wayne and begins using the high tech STAR space program for his own devious benefit.  The fake-Gaines then sends NRG-X to attack Superman inside the Fortress of Solitude.  After quickly beating down the returning Hooded Hangman (!), Bruce finds out that fake-Gaines has fooled him, and Bruce is pissed.  The Dark Knight rockets towards fake-Gaines’ orbiting satellite looking for a fight.  Superman defeats NRG-X and zooms up to help Batman defeat the grotesque alien Gaines.

 


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  1. [1]COLLIN COLSHER: The whole of Bat Year Seventeen runs from January 2005 to March 2006. Surprisingly, Year Seventeen is one of the least compressed years on our chronology. In fact, the first two months of this year—like the prior month as well—barely feature any stories at all.

8 Responses to YEAR SEVENTEEN (Part 1)

  1. Matt says:

    I cant seem to find Gotham knights 19 anywhere

  2. Matt says:

    I thought I had put a comment on here about some LOTDK issues that I couldnt find whether as to why they are not included or otherwise, but I can’t find it.

    So the issues titles “Watch Tower” (This one I think is a future look which makes sense why its not present.) Also the issues labled “Duty” and I think issue 94 (stories) was the other one I couldnt find.

    I actually havent got around to reading this, but picked them up to fill in the blanks of my collection that I’ve lined up with your chronology, which I pretty much use as my Batman Bible of sorts.

    Thanks for all the help.

    • The Batman Bible… I like the sound of that! “Duty” (LOTDK #105-106) is in Year Two as a reference note, since Batman is merely mentioned and doesn’t appear. I didn’t include LOTDK #94 because technically Batman also doesn’t appear. In that issue, people get trapped in an elevator and talk about Batman—there might be something worth referencing in there, so I will take another look. And “Watch Tower” is a future tale, hence it’s non-inclusion on the timeline. Although, I will take another look at it… maybe there is a place for it in the new Future section of the site.

      Thank YOU!

  3. Sam Groover says:

    Harley & Ivy: Love on the Lam features Tim Drake running around society events with Bruce, fighting alongside him as Robin, and playing video games on the Batcave monitor. I don’t think their relationship would have healed to that point just yet.

    • I will move it. Funny that the ones I added much, much later have been off. It’s tough to go back and remain fully conscious of the minutia when inserting things long after you’ve moved on from that part of the timeline. Thanks again!

  4. Stephen says:

    You posted:

    {Mid January: Detective Comics #755 Bordeaux has been Bruce Wayne’s bodyguard for exactly 106 days (roughly three months), although you wouldn’t know it since Bruce avoids her with such ease that we have barely seen her.  Bruce’s bizarre behavior and elusiveness has finally started to make Sasha suspicious, but of what she has no idea.  Bruce and Sasha attend Jim Gordon’s retirement dinner.  Every Gotham cop is in attendance.  Remember Kitch from a few years back?  He’s now working in criminal defense.  Nice reference to a character that disappeared for no good reason.  Anyway, Tommy Mangles shows up to mess with the proceedings, but a zillion cops easily take care of the second-stringer.  However, Two-Face shows up and he’s no second-stringer.  Surprisingly, Two-Face flips his coin and it lands good-side up.  Instead of killing Gordon, Two-Face makes a moving speech about his good friend and a lost partnership that ended far too soon.  Two-Face then hugs Gordon and goes back to Arkham quietly and calmly.}

    If the Bodyguard was hired in Year 16 November & it was on November 1st, then the earliest the day 106 would be February 14th.

    I figure she was hired on the 10th of November. Based on the other things going on. This would put this comic occurring in the last week of February around February 24th.

    Either way, it has to be in mid to late February & not mid January.

    Your thoughts?

    • Thanks Stephen. This is a typo that should have read Mid February. But now that I’m re-checking everything, I’d say your assessment of Feb 24 is pretty damn good. It’s either the 24th or the 25th spot-on. The change from Mid January to Late February will be made.

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